*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. 당신 know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in 사랑 with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will 당신 come 집 to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have 당신 ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s 셔츠 and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in 사랑 with Edward thing. She said it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh 또는 better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let 당신 know how it all turns out 다음 time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. 당신 know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in 사랑 with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will 당신 come 집 to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have 당신 ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s 셔츠 and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in 사랑 with Edward thing. She said it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh 또는 better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let 당신 know how it all turns out 다음 time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
The End of the World Means Save Twilight?
게시됨 의해 Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of 투표 going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as 당신 may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the 상단, 맨 위로 movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and 별, 스타 Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so 제출하기 your 가장 좋아하는 artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the 벽 because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
게시됨 의해 Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of 투표 going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as 당신 may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the 상단, 맨 위로 movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and 별, 스타 Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so 제출하기 your 가장 좋아하는 artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the 벽 because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks 당신 why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks 당신 where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what 당신 will be doing in five 분 every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.