Ok so I understand completely why everyone absolutely loves Edward...I 사랑 him to.Through the whole middle of New Moon I was like Bella stop talking about ur "hole" I want Edward...I even flipped ahead until I found when Edward would come back so I knew how long I'd have to wait and when I got there it turned out to be Alice's reappearance...I literally through my book out of my window(only to retrieve it 초 later begging for its forgiveness).I mean how can 당신 not 사랑 him,he's a gorgeous,perfect,amazing,crooked smiling god.But then I started 읽기 Eclipse.I didn't really like Jacob in New Moon cause he was taking up precious Edward time but I instantly fell in 사랑 with him in Eclipse.Maybe I just have a thing for bad boys and Edward had 로스트 all his edge.Or maybe I've gone insane.All I know is that Jacob is way better for Bella than Edward...partially cause I don't want her to be a vampire(she would loose her clumsy charm).I cried for like an 시간 after I finished 읽기 the book...it was pathetic.He's just so happy and,well,warm...and I 사랑 his "my Jacob" grin.I am completely for Team Jacob
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the 심장 with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”