Heyy guys, so I've got 더 많이 awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga 책 또는 movies!
* Can I just say before 당신 read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between 뱀파이어 and 늑대인간 is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can 당신 have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy 곰 ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all 사랑 a 우주 heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think 당신 know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in 책 are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the 늑대 to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what 당신 are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
당신 think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in 사랑 with a 110 년 old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward 또는 Team Jacob... 또는 Team Gimme Both?
옮기기 over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten 의해 _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to 침대 early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the 책 but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the 영화 ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN 당신 can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When 당신 taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to 키스 me I wouldn’t 펀치 him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On 초 thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on 당신 then he’ll outlive you. Which is why 당신 get Edward to fall in 사랑 with 당신 and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole 토론 about who’s hotter, Edward 또는 Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, 뱀파이어 are cold and 늑대인간 are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope 당신 enjoyed them ;) They'll be 더 많이 to come I assure you!
If 당신 haven't read the first ones I 게시됨 then go onto my 기사 and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and 코멘트 if 당신 liked ;)
Thank 당신 so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
* Can I just say before 당신 read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between 뱀파이어 and 늑대인간 is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can 당신 have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy 곰 ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all 사랑 a 우주 heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think 당신 know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in 책 are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the 늑대 to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what 당신 are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
당신 think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in 사랑 with a 110 년 old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward 또는 Team Jacob... 또는 Team Gimme Both?
옮기기 over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten 의해 _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to 침대 early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the 책 but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the 영화 ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN 당신 can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When 당신 taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to 키스 me I wouldn’t 펀치 him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On 초 thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on 당신 then he’ll outlive you. Which is why 당신 get Edward to fall in 사랑 with 당신 and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole 토론 about who’s hotter, Edward 또는 Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, 뱀파이어 are cold and 늑대인간 are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope 당신 enjoyed them ;) They'll be 더 많이 to come I assure you!
If 당신 haven't read the first ones I 게시됨 then go onto my 기사 and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and 코멘트 if 당신 liked ;)
Thank 당신 so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
1. 당신 don't like your crush now because he doesn't have golden eyes.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so 당신 can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute 늑대인간 are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if 당신 change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, 당신 always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to 사랑 sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so 당신 can be as clumsy as bella.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so 당신 can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute 늑대인간 are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if 당신 change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, 당신 always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to 사랑 sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so 당신 can be as clumsy as bella.