-Renesmee-
I couldn't help but laugh; the thought of my Aunt Rosalie putting my larger-than-life Uncle Emmett in a headlock was something 당신 could hardly stop yourself from laughing about.
Jacob laughed with me, and then he said, "Speaking of which, I believe there is something we need to see."
He led me upstairs; and then grabbed a small silver digital camera on the nightstand.
* * *
We spent the 다음 시간 in hysterics; The first picture, obviously taken 의해 my mom, was Dad and Uncle Jasper andvancing on Uncle Emmett. The 다음 one; they held him down. Then many of Aunt Rose and Aunt Alice putting make-up on him, and finally, bedazzling his shirt.
Eventually, after Jacob had braved the animal-blood fridge clean-up, was done, he came out of the 부엌, 주방 to where I was sitting in the living room.
Something about my expression stopped him from tossing a "half vampire girl afraid of blood" jibe at me, because he didn't bring the issue up again.
Instead we went grocery shopping.
I was dressed in a scarlet 고삐, 홀 터 넥 neck top, black skinny jeans, and scarlet peep-toe heels. Alice. She had insisted I follow a strict clothing "schedule". I thought it was a little ridiculous, but anyone who enjoyed the idea of their head attached to their shoulders listened to Aunt Alice.
It was a little dressy to be going grocery shopping, so I'd decided that I was going to force Jacob into coming clothes shopping with me.
People stared at us the whole time we were in there, I mean, really, to the gossip-deprived people of Forks, the Cullens were a gift from the gods. Start anywhere 당신 like.
Still, it felt good to be on my 집 turf again.
I couldn't help but laugh; the thought of my Aunt Rosalie putting my larger-than-life Uncle Emmett in a headlock was something 당신 could hardly stop yourself from laughing about.
Jacob laughed with me, and then he said, "Speaking of which, I believe there is something we need to see."
He led me upstairs; and then grabbed a small silver digital camera on the nightstand.
* * *
We spent the 다음 시간 in hysterics; The first picture, obviously taken 의해 my mom, was Dad and Uncle Jasper andvancing on Uncle Emmett. The 다음 one; they held him down. Then many of Aunt Rose and Aunt Alice putting make-up on him, and finally, bedazzling his shirt.
Eventually, after Jacob had braved the animal-blood fridge clean-up, was done, he came out of the 부엌, 주방 to where I was sitting in the living room.
Something about my expression stopped him from tossing a "half vampire girl afraid of blood" jibe at me, because he didn't bring the issue up again.
Instead we went grocery shopping.
I was dressed in a scarlet 고삐, 홀 터 넥 neck top, black skinny jeans, and scarlet peep-toe heels. Alice. She had insisted I follow a strict clothing "schedule". I thought it was a little ridiculous, but anyone who enjoyed the idea of their head attached to their shoulders listened to Aunt Alice.
It was a little dressy to be going grocery shopping, so I'd decided that I was going to force Jacob into coming clothes shopping with me.
People stared at us the whole time we were in there, I mean, really, to the gossip-deprived people of Forks, the Cullens were a gift from the gods. Start anywhere 당신 like.
Still, it felt good to be on my 집 turf again.
-Renesmee-
의해 the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes 당신 look cute."
"Are 당신 on his side 또는 mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be 더 많이 supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
의해 the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
의해 the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes 당신 look cute."
"Are 당신 on his side 또는 mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be 더 많이 supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
의해 the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address 당신 in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have 더 많이 fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? 사랑 thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the 책상, 데스크 in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy 또는 McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have 더 많이 fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? 사랑 thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the 책상, 데스크 in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy 또는 McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”