"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can 당신 answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! 또는 in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since 당신 started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need 당신 to answer this."
"I thought 개 couldn't talk."
"Aren't 요정 all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe 당신 said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell 당신 to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped 의해 Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope 당신 liked it! 당신 guys have the say about the 다음 topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired 의해 Angry 랍스터 off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can 당신 answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! 또는 in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since 당신 started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need 당신 to answer this."
"I thought 개 couldn't talk."
"Aren't 요정 all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe 당신 said that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell 당신 to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped 의해 Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope 당신 liked it! 당신 guys have the say about the 다음 topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired 의해 Angry 랍스터 off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.