Hi, my name is Jonas. I'm thirteen. I'm...well, not what 당신 would consider normal.
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the 컨버스 store 다음 door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say 양 뱀파이어 Rock on them. Yeah, I 사랑 the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with 양 that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into 양 뱀파이어 that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of 콜라 left from an 년 이전 shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or 당신 shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
Jonas's glass of Coke