토탈 드라마 아일랜드 Article: Click this,NOW!

posted by VioletSunset

Me:YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

Duncan:Whatever

Me: SHOW ME YO PANCAKE MIX!!

Duncan: Shut up!

Me: SEE,YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX,YOU LIAR!!!

Duncan: >.<

Duncan: 저기요 Noah,wanna play a game?

Noah: Sure what is it?

Duncan: 2 truths 1 lie,I'll tell 당신 3 things and to have to guess which is the lie

Noah: Okay

Duncan: 1)My 가장 좋아하는 color is blue..2)I f*cked you're girl-friend when 당신 were away on you're church mission.

Noah: ._.

Duncan: and 3)You're mom gave me my 1st blow-job when I was 13 and she swallowed..

Noah:.-.

*Three 분 later*

Duncan: Dude seriously,obviously my 가장 좋아하는 color is green *points to his Mohawk*

Noah: >.< *tackles Duncan*

Duncan:OW!!THATS MY FUCKING BALLS!!

Me: WTF?!?!

(The End)

TDIlover226 likes this

Lolly4me2 His balls are in his throat? o_0 No wonder I don't like him anymore.

VioletSunset Awkward,huh?xD

BridgexJordan O.o ok why did we have to read that????

BridgexJordan @noahfan4life that was what i was thinking

VioletSunset http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOfsU9yGpAg If you don't get part 2,click there and I was bored

noahfan4life WEll I hAVE NO IdEA WhAt thIS IS Ab0Ut???????? bAlls 0R SOMEthING??

angelchamp3 Why did i click on this ?!

noahfan4life Idk WhEN I WAS REAdING thIS I ASkEd thE SAME thING

angelchamp3 like why did i click on the video?!

dXcFan14 What? Lol, awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard... *crickets chirp* ^».«^

VioletSunset Seriously,I'm tierd,and when I'm tierd,I'm the most messed up person in the world!

gwenXtrent4eva ok....?

TDIlover226 I'm not complaining. I thought this was funny! XD

NoahRulez Yeah...It kinda was xD ...But it was still awkward...

TDItwin awkward ......... but hysterical

life after total drama ep.2 elimination....

posted by CyD12

Nadia: welocome 주황색, 오렌지 team!! this is the first elimination night of u as a team! this will be so great!
Emily: just start saying the names...
Nadia: as u know here in my island one 일 u are in and the 다음 one u are out! lets start!!!
emily...
tappy....
danny...
Flavio...
Paola....
courtney....
heather, kevin... one of u will be out!
Heather: ough! just say my name!
Nadia: not so fast-
Kevin: ok, it was nice to be here-
Nadia: Kevin sit down!!!
Kevin: *sits down* fine...
Danny: just say who is out!
Nadia: heather.....
Tappy: but kevin-
Nadia: WHY U DONT LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES!!!
Tappy: oh sorry
Nadia: ok, like i was saying, heather.... u are out!
Heather: what?!? u voted me off?!? ough! i want to see when u lose the game!!
Everyone: bye heather!

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Total Drama Freaks Chapter 1 -Candy Cane Cave Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

*Andrea stands up*"OW!MY HEAD!"yelled a unfilimailar voice from down the dark tunnel."Huh?Who's There?"yelled Lisa.Some people came walking toward them."Sorry did we scare you?""Don't apoligize.I'm Vanessa.And this is my freind,Ronnie."said Vanessa."I hit my head against the 캔디 cane wall."explained Ronnie."It's ok,you didn't scare us THAT much..."lied Sumer as she grabbed onto Geoff.

"Uh,guys."said Bridgette and Alex toegther."Wat?"asked Brooke."What are we gonna do?"said Bridgette."She has a point."said Cody."We are stuck in this freaking cave.""Ugh.... so...hungry...."said Vanessa."ME too."agreed...

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how my 심장 was ripped to shreds, and then mended (the story of why i am mean)

posted by gwentrentever

my 심장 was sweyed 의해 an 앤젤 named 드레이크, 드레이 크 we went out for a 년 and he cheated on me and 2 days later we got back together cause he said the 키스 between him and Morah was a mistake and he asked out my friend oon 팬팝 over an i.m. her name was Megan(DxCluvr) so she yelled at 드레이크, 드레이 크 and let me know what had happend...its like he took my 심장 and tore it then threw it in my face...but another boy mended my 심장 he is on 팬팝 i wont say who but 당신 know who 당신 are if 당신 are reading...and now 드레이크, 드레이 크 is gone outa my mind and its Drakes fault i commited suicide...he held me down and screamed...

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Total drama highscholl ep 1

posted by Fangirl99

The new kids left to right,Denise,tiffany,samantha, and jimmy.

Chris:Hello viewers! 당신 remember me, Chris, don't you? Well if 당신 dont, lets jog that memory. Theres been two seasons, TDI and TDA. This season will be TDH, also known as Total drama high school!Now, the kids dont know that this is a 3rd season. They think its an ordinary high school. But its really a reality show that will most likely have brutal,disgustin,challenging, 또는 all three of these combined, subjects ever other day. You'll get to see the drama during challenges, and behind the scenes drama as well. We also were in 검색 for some teens tro tell them that they were able to go to...

DxB 사랑 (episode 5 part 1:Mr.Smarty pants)

posted by gwentrentever

건초 babe-Jacki
Hay hotstuff-Duncan
supp badboy-Brittani
hay hotte-Duncan
*kisses Duncan*-Jacki
i always knew 당신 had it bad for me-Duncan
shut it-Jacki
be nice-Brittani
im not a nice person-Jacki
no duh-Duncan
ok well i beter go-Jacki
were u goin now 당신 just got back from work-Duncan
have 당신 ever heard of neighborhood watch someone could see me and 신고 me-Jacki
oh yeah well your no fun-Duncan
i dont care-Jacki

(Later in the day)

I HATE YOU!!!-Jacki
I HATE 당신 TOO!!!-Duncan
*they kiss*
YOUR A MORON-Jacki
WELL YOUR A BIGGER ONE-Duncan
*they kiss*
YOUR SO FREAKIN STUPID!!!-Jacki
I HAVE AND I.Q. OF 160-Duncan
*they...

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DxB 사랑 (episode 2 part 2:The After Date)

posted by gwentrentever

DxB

meemme mout-Jacki
are 당신 gonna kill Duncan?-Brittani
mmhhmm-Jacki
promise 당신 wont kill him-Brittani
i mommise-Jacki
ok im gonna let 당신 out-Brittani
ok are 당신 sure she's not gonna kill me-Duncan
she wont-Brittani
*unties Jacki*-Duncan
*attacks Duncan*-Jacki
*pulls Jacki off* stop your hurting him-Brittani
I PROMISE I WILL NEVER TOUCH YOUR SISTER EVER-Duncan
he promises-Brittani
ok i'll buy it FOR NOW-Jacki
ok well me and Duncan are gonna go see a movie-Jacki
ok BUT DONT TOUCH HER 당신 LITTLE MAN WHORE-Jacki
uh thank you-Duncan

(At the movie's)

ok lets ditch this place and go do illegal stuff-Duncan
uh idk-Brittani...

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I Gotta Feeling Lyrics By: Black Eyed Peas

posted by megaDUNCANfan

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night (x4)

Tonight's the night night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
and loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off

Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again...

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Barbrah, Sabrinah and Debrah! (Based on TDF)

posted by Darksiidee

Enikah: *drawing and singing* One, 21 guns.. leave down ur arms... give up the fight...
Sofie: *Jump over Enikah*
Duncan: Sofie!
Sofie: I can sing too! *sings*
Enikah: What--- whaaat? DUNCAN, U WAS LISTENING BEHIND THE DOOR?? AGAIIIIN?
Sofie: *giggles* ur in troubles
Duncan: no, it was-- *pointing to Sofie* she was!
Enikah: *grabs Sofie's shoulders* u can tell this anyone! ANYONE! Neither u, Duncan!
Duncan: It's ok, ur secret is 안전한, 안전 with me
Enikah: What about u Sofie?
Sofie: Nyaaaa :3 It's ok Debrah!
Enikah & Duncan: Debrah? *nervious eye*
Sofie: yeah! Debrah *hugs Enikah*
Enikah: Why?
Sofie: cuz is...

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Total Drama Dance Chapter 2

posted by WrigleyRocks66

2: Arrivals

    A large 보트 appeared at the Dock of Shame. Out of the boat, came Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Izzy and Cody.
    “KATIE!” Sadie cried.
    “SADIE!” Katie cried.
    They hugged for what seemed like hours. Izzy and Justin were talking, when Heather pushed Izzy out of the way.
    “Move over, crazy girl!” Heather screamed. “Hey Justin? 당신 want to be my 날짜 for the reunion?”
    “No.”
    Heather kicked him and...

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TDI fanfiction inc: A reason to blackmail

posted by TDIlover226

"Why would I tell you?" said Bridgette.
"We have our reasons" said Seiamica.
"I'm not telling 당신 any of the 3 muscitqueer's plans!".
"You really have no choice" said Blake.
"You can't make me give any of my Brother's secrets away!".
"That is unless 당신 want to protect your rep" said Vanita.
"What do 당신 mean?"
"You know what, let's not interigate her today, we've already kept her in here long enough" said JG.

They possy left the room, and Bridgette thought about what they had said. protect my rep, what do they mean, I'm the nicest person here...unless.

Bridgette was worried, for the 다음 few days she...

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TDI fanfiction: the blondey twins begin.

posted by TDIlover226

JG called a possy meeting in the lodge room, After everyone was sitting on the 엘 shaped couch, JG turned on the flat screen TV. A tape of all the pranks they had pulled on Heather, Bryana and calvin. It made everyone in the possy laugh. "do 당신 know whats wrong with all of these pranks?" she asked. Everyone looked at each other, "I don't see anything wrong with them" said Julie, All those pranks worked out perfectly". Everyone had to think of all the possy rules, and until they thought of what might be wrong with all the pranks, they would stay there. JG and Vanita sat in front of the couch...