1. Rip out every piercing on my one... 또는 at least try to.
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever 당신 prefer.
4. Steal his dog 칼라 and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't 사랑 him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can 당신 Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave 또는 Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do 당신 even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical 음악 for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever 당신 talk to him.
17. Whenever 당신 come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah 또는 Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca 또는 Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My 심장 Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever 당신 prefer.
4. Steal his dog 칼라 and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't 사랑 him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can 당신 Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave 또는 Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do 당신 even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical 음악 for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever 당신 talk to him.
17. Whenever 당신 come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah 또는 Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca 또는 Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My 심장 Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
Chris:GOING THROUGH 팬 THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM 팝콘 GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team 별, 스타 beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM 별, 스타 GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team 별, 스타 vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM 팝콘 GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team 별, 스타 beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM 별, 스타 GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team 별, 스타 vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. 당신 two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of 당신 will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night 또는 not but still one of 당신 will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: 암갈색, 암 갈색 암갈색, 암 갈색 DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did 당신 guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause 당신 로스트 the challange for us!
Ryan: And 당신 piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the 다음 episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. 당신 two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of 당신 will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night 또는 not but still one of 당신 will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: 암갈색, 암 갈색 암갈색, 암 갈색 DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did 당신 guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause 당신 로스트 the challange for us!
Ryan: And 당신 piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the 다음 episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck 다음 time,huh?
........…..........................eat 더 많이 waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a list of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck 다음 time,huh?
........…..........................eat 더 많이 waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a list of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like 당신 guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the 바닷가, 비치 and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE 의해 ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE 의해 ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I 초 that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got 로스트 in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are 바닷가, 비치 themed!!
Jared:Are 당신 serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded 의해 hot girls!
Harold:What do 당신 mean 당신 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I 초 that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got 로스트 in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are 바닷가, 비치 themed!!
Jared:Are 당신 serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded 의해 hot girls!
Harold:What do 당신 mean 당신 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as 당신 can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming 물고기 are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!
