Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama YOLO! Glad to see 당신 actually CAME back. Our ratings were dropping.
**cricket**
Chris: I can’t make any jokes here, can I? -_-”
Chef: Nope. No one thinks you’re funny. I think when 당신 torture Teenagers is funny, but other than that, nope.
Chris: Awwww…Do 당신 really mean that, Chef? Well, it looks like this season we are hitting them hard.
Chef: >:D.
Lia: **enters mess hall followed 의해 Isis and Iris** Excuse me, Chris?
Chris: What?
Lia: Where is breakfast going to be served?
Chris: Here. And there it is. **gestures to odd looking 주황색, 오렌지 substance**
Lia: …D:. That????
Isis: 당신 HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! D;.
Iris: I don’t think he is kidding, sis.
**the rest of the campers lazily drift into the mess hall**
Luna: I need food. I am starving.
Tyler: Relax, they have some.
Chris: Alright everyone get in line!
Riley: Why? This isn’t kindergarten.
Chris: To me, it is. GO!
**everyone forms a line**
Chef: PUT YOUR PLATES OUT IN FRONT OF 당신 AND NO COMPLAINING.
Marissa: :s I think I’m going to be sick…
Lia: This is not food.
Joey: …Well, if you’re hungry, you’re hungry. **eats some** Meh, it’s not that bad.
Tyler: **eats the slop** Not bad.
Luna: I am not eating this. **stomach growls** >_<. Fine.
Madelyn: I’ll eat it >_>.
Jenny: This isn’t anything I’ve ever had at a party…
Iris: …**silently eats the slop**
Isis: **eats the slop** Ew…
Gwen: I know better than to eat chef’s cooking.
Leshawna: Same here. **both dump plates into the trash**
Duncan: Eh. **eats** To hungry to care if it’s mom’s 또는 Chef’s cooking. They both taste the same xD.
Noah: I’m not eating. **dumps plate**
Danny: **takes slop** …Oh god, why.
Chef: Sorry, no 더 많이 음식 here, geekmeister.
Timothy: Oh…Okay…
Danny: **Turns to Timothy** Here, 당신 can have mine.
Timothy: No, it’s okay.
Danny: Here, take it. 당신 need it 더 많이 than I do. 당신 are a growing boy ^-^.
Timothy: S-So are you…
Danny: I want 당신 to eat though. **gives to Timothy**
Timothy: T-Thank you.
Danny: No problem. ^-^.
**everyone finishes eating**
Chris: Alright, separate into teams.
**teams separate**
Madelyn: Okay, so now what do we do?
Chris: Get ready for…TOTAL DRAMA TRIATHALON!
Iris: Truh-Triathalon…?
Chris: Yes, TRIATHALON! In this TRIATHALON, the three events will be…Running, climbing, and then hurdles. ;D.
Gwen: No way that it will be that easy.
Duncan: Yeah, what’s the catch?
Chris: Well, you’ll see. Alright off of Team Shooting Starscapes, Iris, Joey and Noah will be running.
Noah: I don’t run.
Iris: M-Me neither…
Chris: Too bad. Climbing will be Isis, Luna and Riley.
Riley: I don’t climb.
Chris: TOO. FUCKING. BAD. And Hurdling will be Jenny and Gwen.
Gwen: …At least it’s not climbing…
Chris: That’s the spirit! Alright, off of Team Fire-Lit Moonscapes, Runners will be: Duncan, Leshawna and Tyler!
Duncan: I’m better at climbing.
Leshawna: 당신 pick me for running???
Chris: Yes ^-^. Climbing will be Danny, Marissa and Lia.
Danny: I’m good at climbing. This will be easy!
Chris: -_-. No it won’t ^-^. And Hurdling will be Timothy and Madelyn!
Madelyn: …NO NOT HURDLES! D:.
Chris: Ohyes, HURDLES!
**everyone goes to their event**
Chris: Campers ready? GO!
**Tyler and Joey in the lead**
Duncan: Fuck…Running…
Leshawna: I...Know…can’t…breathe…Dx.
Iris: **runs in silence**
Noah: I’m so…tired…Damn you, Chris…
Tyler: This is too easy.
Joey: H-How do 당신 keep…such…a…steady…pace?
Tyler: I’m too good at this! **passes up Joey** So long! **trips and falls** oof!
Joey: **passes up Tyler** 키스 my ass! **crosses finish line** YES!
Chris: Team Shooting Starscapes win! Now on to the climbing!
Noah: I’m going to watch people fail. Anyone wanna come with me?
Iris: Y-Yes.
Noah: Okay. **walks over to climbing area with Iris**
Iris: ^//^.
Chris: Campers ready? :D. GO!
**Danny and Luna in the lead with Riley and Lia not far behind**
Chris: Time for Dynamite!
**explosion knocks Luna and Lia back**
Lia: D:.
Luna: Damn you, Chris.
Riley: I can win this! O:<.
Danny: **climbs as fast as he can just missing an explosion**
Riley: **Climbs faster** I’m going to beat you, Danny.
Danny: We’ll see.
**explosion leaves area foggy**
Chris: Who won??
**fog clears**
Chris: Danny is the winner!
Danny: I’d like to thank the academy!
Chris: No speech. Get down. Now to the Hurdles!
Danny: **climbs down** Marissa!
Marissa: Yeah?
Danny: Come wiff me to watch Timothy hurdle!
Marissa: I knew 당신 liked him :3.
Chris: Hurdlers ready? GO! Remember, this is for the win! We are all tied up, so, no pressure!
**Hurdlers take off**
Madelyn: **trips and falls** Ugh! I hate my clumsiness! It’s up to you, Timothy!
Timothy: **gulp**
Jenny: **trips and rips her shorts** Dx. Damn it, these were my favorites! Go Gwen!
Gwen: Yeah, yeah!
Timothy: **jumps a hurdle** Please don’t let me fall…
Gwen: **jumps a hurdle** That was way too close for comfort!
Timothy: **just barely misses a hurdle** **falls** Damn it…
Gwen: **jumps another**
Danny: Marissa! We have to go help him! **runs out onto the track**
Chris: HEY! GET OFF OF THERE! I WILL CALL THE COPS IF 당신 DON’T GET OFF, DANNY JAMES!
Danny: I’ll take my chances! Timothy, are 당신 okay?
Timothy: I-I’m fine.
Danny: Your leg is all bloody…I’ll carry 당신 to the cabin. **picks Timothy up**
Timothy: ^//^. O//O.
Girls: **awwwwww!!!**
Boys: -_-”.
Chris: Team Shooting Starscapes wins! Now to elimination >:D.
**elimination ceremony** I’m going to show all of your elimination tapes ;D.
Timothy: Oh no…
Chris: Oh yes! >:D.
Elimination tapes:
Duncan: I think we should vote out that Madelyn girl. She is too clumsy.
Leshawna: That Danny kid is too sweet! Savin’ little Timothy like that! But…I think we should get rid of the person that will cause the most trouble in the game. And I think we all know that it’s Duncan.
Lia: I don’t know who to vote out. I don’t think anyone deserves to go home. But I think I will vote Duncan. I don’t really like him. He is really rude.
Marissa: I-I think…um…Duncan…
Madelyn: I think I should go. I’m too clumsy…
Tyler: That Duncan really is rude. I vote him off.
Danny: I don’t think anyone really needed to go 집 tonight. This should be a non-elimination, but no. Chris is too much of a tightwad to do that. That and he just loves torturing kids. But anyway, I don’t really like Duncan. He is rude to everyone.
Timothy: I bet I’m going 집 ;-;. I think it was really sweet of Danny to help me. He is so nice…and cute…and…perfect…Wait…no, I’M STRAIGHT! …I am!...
-End of INDIVDIUAL elimination-
Chris: Goodbye Duncan.
Duncan: Thank god. Thank you, 당신 all! I fucking hate this island anyway!
Chris: You’re welcome. Bye.
**In the girls cabin**
Leshawna: Do y’all think that Timothy and Danny have something going on?
Lia: I think so. It is so cute!
Luna: I miss Tyler!
Gwen: I hate this island.
Iris: **doodling hearts around Noah’s name**
Isis: **jumping on the bed** :D.
Marissa: I think…
Riley: **puts in headphones and ignores everyone** Try to keep it down.
Jenny: I think the DannyxTimothy thing is really hot.
Isis: Agreed.
Chris: Find out what happens 다음 on TOTAL DRAMA YOLO!!!!
To be continued.
코멘트 c:.
**cricket**
Chris: I can’t make any jokes here, can I? -_-”
Chef: Nope. No one thinks you’re funny. I think when 당신 torture Teenagers is funny, but other than that, nope.
Chris: Awwww…Do 당신 really mean that, Chef? Well, it looks like this season we are hitting them hard.
Chef: >:D.
Lia: **enters mess hall followed 의해 Isis and Iris** Excuse me, Chris?
Chris: What?
Lia: Where is breakfast going to be served?
Chris: Here. And there it is. **gestures to odd looking 주황색, 오렌지 substance**
Lia: …D:. That????
Isis: 당신 HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! D;.
Iris: I don’t think he is kidding, sis.
**the rest of the campers lazily drift into the mess hall**
Luna: I need food. I am starving.
Tyler: Relax, they have some.
Chris: Alright everyone get in line!
Riley: Why? This isn’t kindergarten.
Chris: To me, it is. GO!
**everyone forms a line**
Chef: PUT YOUR PLATES OUT IN FRONT OF 당신 AND NO COMPLAINING.
Marissa: :s I think I’m going to be sick…
Lia: This is not food.
Joey: …Well, if you’re hungry, you’re hungry. **eats some** Meh, it’s not that bad.
Tyler: **eats the slop** Not bad.
Luna: I am not eating this. **stomach growls** >_<. Fine.
Madelyn: I’ll eat it >_>.
Jenny: This isn’t anything I’ve ever had at a party…
Iris: …**silently eats the slop**
Isis: **eats the slop** Ew…
Gwen: I know better than to eat chef’s cooking.
Leshawna: Same here. **both dump plates into the trash**
Duncan: Eh. **eats** To hungry to care if it’s mom’s 또는 Chef’s cooking. They both taste the same xD.
Noah: I’m not eating. **dumps plate**
Danny: **takes slop** …Oh god, why.
Chef: Sorry, no 더 많이 음식 here, geekmeister.
Timothy: Oh…Okay…
Danny: **Turns to Timothy** Here, 당신 can have mine.
Timothy: No, it’s okay.
Danny: Here, take it. 당신 need it 더 많이 than I do. 당신 are a growing boy ^-^.
Timothy: S-So are you…
Danny: I want 당신 to eat though. **gives to Timothy**
Timothy: T-Thank you.
Danny: No problem. ^-^.
**everyone finishes eating**
Chris: Alright, separate into teams.
**teams separate**
Madelyn: Okay, so now what do we do?
Chris: Get ready for…TOTAL DRAMA TRIATHALON!
Iris: Truh-Triathalon…?
Chris: Yes, TRIATHALON! In this TRIATHALON, the three events will be…Running, climbing, and then hurdles. ;D.
Gwen: No way that it will be that easy.
Duncan: Yeah, what’s the catch?
Chris: Well, you’ll see. Alright off of Team Shooting Starscapes, Iris, Joey and Noah will be running.
Noah: I don’t run.
Iris: M-Me neither…
Chris: Too bad. Climbing will be Isis, Luna and Riley.
Riley: I don’t climb.
Chris: TOO. FUCKING. BAD. And Hurdling will be Jenny and Gwen.
Gwen: …At least it’s not climbing…
Chris: That’s the spirit! Alright, off of Team Fire-Lit Moonscapes, Runners will be: Duncan, Leshawna and Tyler!
Duncan: I’m better at climbing.
Leshawna: 당신 pick me for running???
Chris: Yes ^-^. Climbing will be Danny, Marissa and Lia.
Danny: I’m good at climbing. This will be easy!
Chris: -_-. No it won’t ^-^. And Hurdling will be Timothy and Madelyn!
Madelyn: …NO NOT HURDLES! D:.
Chris: Ohyes, HURDLES!
**everyone goes to their event**
Chris: Campers ready? GO!
**Tyler and Joey in the lead**
Duncan: Fuck…Running…
Leshawna: I...Know…can’t…breathe…Dx.
Iris: **runs in silence**
Noah: I’m so…tired…Damn you, Chris…
Tyler: This is too easy.
Joey: H-How do 당신 keep…such…a…steady…pace?
Tyler: I’m too good at this! **passes up Joey** So long! **trips and falls** oof!
Joey: **passes up Tyler** 키스 my ass! **crosses finish line** YES!
Chris: Team Shooting Starscapes win! Now on to the climbing!
Noah: I’m going to watch people fail. Anyone wanna come with me?
Iris: Y-Yes.
Noah: Okay. **walks over to climbing area with Iris**
Iris: ^//^.
Chris: Campers ready? :D. GO!
**Danny and Luna in the lead with Riley and Lia not far behind**
Chris: Time for Dynamite!
**explosion knocks Luna and Lia back**
Lia: D:.
Luna: Damn you, Chris.
Riley: I can win this! O:<.
Danny: **climbs as fast as he can just missing an explosion**
Riley: **Climbs faster** I’m going to beat you, Danny.
Danny: We’ll see.
**explosion leaves area foggy**
Chris: Who won??
**fog clears**
Chris: Danny is the winner!
Danny: I’d like to thank the academy!
Chris: No speech. Get down. Now to the Hurdles!
Danny: **climbs down** Marissa!
Marissa: Yeah?
Danny: Come wiff me to watch Timothy hurdle!
Marissa: I knew 당신 liked him :3.
Chris: Hurdlers ready? GO! Remember, this is for the win! We are all tied up, so, no pressure!
**Hurdlers take off**
Madelyn: **trips and falls** Ugh! I hate my clumsiness! It’s up to you, Timothy!
Timothy: **gulp**
Jenny: **trips and rips her shorts** Dx. Damn it, these were my favorites! Go Gwen!
Gwen: Yeah, yeah!
Timothy: **jumps a hurdle** Please don’t let me fall…
Gwen: **jumps a hurdle** That was way too close for comfort!
Timothy: **just barely misses a hurdle** **falls** Damn it…
Gwen: **jumps another**
Danny: Marissa! We have to go help him! **runs out onto the track**
Chris: HEY! GET OFF OF THERE! I WILL CALL THE COPS IF 당신 DON’T GET OFF, DANNY JAMES!
Danny: I’ll take my chances! Timothy, are 당신 okay?
Timothy: I-I’m fine.
Danny: Your leg is all bloody…I’ll carry 당신 to the cabin. **picks Timothy up**
Timothy: ^//^. O//O.
Girls: **awwwwww!!!**
Boys: -_-”.
Chris: Team Shooting Starscapes wins! Now to elimination >:D.
**elimination ceremony** I’m going to show all of your elimination tapes ;D.
Timothy: Oh no…
Chris: Oh yes! >:D.
Elimination tapes:
Duncan: I think we should vote out that Madelyn girl. She is too clumsy.
Leshawna: That Danny kid is too sweet! Savin’ little Timothy like that! But…I think we should get rid of the person that will cause the most trouble in the game. And I think we all know that it’s Duncan.
Lia: I don’t know who to vote out. I don’t think anyone deserves to go home. But I think I will vote Duncan. I don’t really like him. He is really rude.
Marissa: I-I think…um…Duncan…
Madelyn: I think I should go. I’m too clumsy…
Tyler: That Duncan really is rude. I vote him off.
Danny: I don’t think anyone really needed to go 집 tonight. This should be a non-elimination, but no. Chris is too much of a tightwad to do that. That and he just loves torturing kids. But anyway, I don’t really like Duncan. He is rude to everyone.
Timothy: I bet I’m going 집 ;-;. I think it was really sweet of Danny to help me. He is so nice…and cute…and…perfect…Wait…no, I’M STRAIGHT! …I am!...
-End of INDIVDIUAL elimination-
Chris: Goodbye Duncan.
Duncan: Thank god. Thank you, 당신 all! I fucking hate this island anyway!
Chris: You’re welcome. Bye.
**In the girls cabin**
Leshawna: Do y’all think that Timothy and Danny have something going on?
Lia: I think so. It is so cute!
Luna: I miss Tyler!
Gwen: I hate this island.
Iris: **doodling hearts around Noah’s name**
Isis: **jumping on the bed** :D.
Marissa: I think…
Riley: **puts in headphones and ignores everyone** Try to keep it down.
Jenny: I think the DannyxTimothy thing is really hot.
Isis: Agreed.
Chris: Find out what happens 다음 on TOTAL DRAMA YOLO!!!!
To be continued.
코멘트 c:.
Ryan: Hi John. c:
John: *waves*
Ryan: How do 당신 feel about the competition so far?
John: W-well...At first I thought I didn't have a chance at winning, but as I met 프렌즈 here I felt 더 많이 comfortable and knew I had a shot.
Ryan: Okie. Are 당신 and Miranda dating?
John: *blushes* No...we're just friends.
Ryan: Sure 당신 are...anyways our new co-host finally decided to show up. Her name is Miranda Monroe.
*Miranda walks onto the set and seats herself in the 좌석 다음 to Ryan*
Ryan: Yeah so that's our new co-host. ._.
We'll see 더 많이 of her in the 다음 episode. Byez! :3
(Rushedddd. I haven't 게시됨 an 기사 in such a long time.)
John: *waves*
Ryan: How do 당신 feel about the competition so far?
John: W-well...At first I thought I didn't have a chance at winning, but as I met 프렌즈 here I felt 더 많이 comfortable and knew I had a shot.
Ryan: Okie. Are 당신 and Miranda dating?
John: *blushes* No...we're just friends.
Ryan: Sure 당신 are...anyways our new co-host finally decided to show up. Her name is Miranda Monroe.
*Miranda walks onto the set and seats herself in the 좌석 다음 to Ryan*
Ryan: Yeah so that's our new co-host. ._.
We'll see 더 많이 of her in the 다음 episode. Byez! :3
(Rushedddd. I haven't 게시됨 an 기사 in such a long time.)
Age:16
City: Mayfield, New York
Fears: Bees, rejection
Bio: Bio: She's a very unique person, she acts like the tough girl but she's very shy at times. She has very useful skills in technology but she reads. She HATES Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner but she loves Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 and George Lopez. She doesn't like to act in public but when she's wth her 프렌즈 and family she can be very very VERY dramatic. A Noah and Courtney obsesser, thank 당신 very much. And hidden in her locket is a picture of her and her grandmother. When crystal was 13 here grandmother died of murder 의해 a drunk guy so that locket so that locket means a lot to her. Once she met her best friend, Delores, she has gotten over her grandmother very well.
Personality: She's very moody, can laugh easliy, likes to joke around, but hates to be wrong. When on here good side, she can be a lot of fun, but when she's mad 또는 sad, she tends to be uhh violent.
Crush: Noah, Tyler
Enimies: Duncan, Gwen