"Pluck the bass? Is that code for jack off?"
"And Bill's tattoo...I mean, what is that thing? A jizz dartboard?"
"My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants."
"Georg has a lot of nicknames, hobbit, chicken Georg. Ya look like a chicken."
"I've been a 팬 of me ever since."
"Bill may be taller but everything else I have is bigger!"
"Honestly, I have as much clue about cooking as Georg has about playing bass, but I'm definitely good at sandwiches."
"I prefer 빵 to be lightly toasted... certainly not too dark. When it's too dark it always causes cancer....
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