1. Call him "Little Baby Taruto"
2. Ask him if he knows how 아기 are made, if he says he doesn't know, laugh, if he says he does, but he's wrong, laugh, if he does know, laugh.
3. Take all his 캔디 away, for a month!
4. Yell "Guess what, Taruto loves Pudding!" really loud to anyone who will listen, make sure Taruto is there at the time.
5. Make him listen to clam, slow music.
6. After a month, when 당신 give him back his candy, make him eat only ice cream, so much that he gets terrible brainfreeze.
7. Lock him in a room full of cicadas, make sure he the room is teleport-proof.
8. Put a 칼라 and leash on him and take him for walks, e isn't allowed to go anywhere unless 당신 take him.
9. Take him in a car for the first time (assuming they don't have them on his planet) and drive very first along a really windy road, don't give him travelsick pills.
10. 제비, 삼키기 his clacky weapon thing.
11. Whenever 당신 talk about it, call it the Clacky Weapon Thing.
12. After a while, instead of making him listen to slow and calm music, play a round of 20 Misa no Uta's (from Death Note) really loud.
13. Say he has girl hair.
14. Throw potato chips at him.
15. Surround him with monkeys, ones that will climb on him, pull his hair, wreck his stuff, that kind of thing.
16. Send him to spend the 일 in one of those soft play areas (you know, the ones with ball pools and stuff), laugh at him if he enjoyed it, if he didn't enjoy it, send him there again for the 다음 week.
17. Put a tattoo on him so it looks like he has a moustache; don't let him know how to get it off.
18. Drag him through a huge puddle of mud.
19. Make his bedroom smell really badly of paint, if 당신 do this 의해 painting it about 20 times, make sure it's a color he hates. 또는 just lots of different colors.
21. Pop balloons 다음 to his ears.
22. Call him "Taru-Taru" like 푸딩 does.
23. Dress him up in about 50 blankets, and then let him try to walk about in them.
24. Take him on aeroplanes while he has a cold so his ears go really bad. (if that can even happen to their ears…maybe it happens worse because they big.)
25. Tell him that if he kisses Kisshu, then 당신 will leave him alone.
26. Get it on video, and show it to Pai and Pudding.
27. Don't actually leave him alone.
28. Tell everyone that he wets the bed.
29. Tie his hair with 담홍색, 핑크 ribbons.
30. Get Pai to help 당신 teleport him ti a field full of elephants and leave him there.
2. Ask him if he knows how 아기 are made, if he says he doesn't know, laugh, if he says he does, but he's wrong, laugh, if he does know, laugh.
3. Take all his 캔디 away, for a month!
4. Yell "Guess what, Taruto loves Pudding!" really loud to anyone who will listen, make sure Taruto is there at the time.
5. Make him listen to clam, slow music.
6. After a month, when 당신 give him back his candy, make him eat only ice cream, so much that he gets terrible brainfreeze.
7. Lock him in a room full of cicadas, make sure he the room is teleport-proof.
8. Put a 칼라 and leash on him and take him for walks, e isn't allowed to go anywhere unless 당신 take him.
9. Take him in a car for the first time (assuming they don't have them on his planet) and drive very first along a really windy road, don't give him travelsick pills.
10. 제비, 삼키기 his clacky weapon thing.
11. Whenever 당신 talk about it, call it the Clacky Weapon Thing.
12. After a while, instead of making him listen to slow and calm music, play a round of 20 Misa no Uta's (from Death Note) really loud.
13. Say he has girl hair.
14. Throw potato chips at him.
15. Surround him with monkeys, ones that will climb on him, pull his hair, wreck his stuff, that kind of thing.
16. Send him to spend the 일 in one of those soft play areas (you know, the ones with ball pools and stuff), laugh at him if he enjoyed it, if he didn't enjoy it, send him there again for the 다음 week.
17. Put a tattoo on him so it looks like he has a moustache; don't let him know how to get it off.
18. Drag him through a huge puddle of mud.
19. Make his bedroom smell really badly of paint, if 당신 do this 의해 painting it about 20 times, make sure it's a color he hates. 또는 just lots of different colors.
21. Pop balloons 다음 to his ears.
22. Call him "Taru-Taru" like 푸딩 does.
23. Dress him up in about 50 blankets, and then let him try to walk about in them.
24. Take him on aeroplanes while he has a cold so his ears go really bad. (if that can even happen to their ears…maybe it happens worse because they big.)
25. Tell him that if he kisses Kisshu, then 당신 will leave him alone.
26. Get it on video, and show it to Pai and Pudding.
27. Don't actually leave him alone.
28. Tell everyone that he wets the bed.
29. Tie his hair with 담홍색, 핑크 ribbons.
30. Get Pai to help 당신 teleport him ti a field full of elephants and leave him there.
