‘The Walking Dead': 19 Times Eugene’s Hair Was The Flipping Best 

‘The Walking Dead\': 19 Times Eugene’s Hair Was The Flipping Best

Forget Rick. Forget Michonne. Forget Carol, Daryl and Glenn, if you can. The only person you need to remember is the true hero of “The Walking Dead,” and that person is none other than this guy:

Yep, that’s right: Eugene Porter. And you know why? Because that dude’s hair game is

. Run your fingers through the man’s silky-smooth ’do with this walk down memory lane:

Will you ever forget the first time you laid eyes on Eugene?

Just creep-creep-creeping, clinging onto that radio for dear life, saying nothing — letting the hair do all the talking.

It became quickly apparent that killing zombies was not exactly Eugene’s thing.

The only thing more badass than Eugene’s hair combined with riot gear…

Remember when Eugene told everyone how he was going to stop the apocalypse?

Yeah, it was a filthy lie, but damn if he didn’t look good while fibbing.

Do you know why Eugene runs like Napoleon Dynamite?

So he can restrict his hair movement as much as humanly possible. Don’t mess with perfection.

Eugene’s hair is such an enigmatic force of nature that it completely baffled Glenn.

Some mysteries are better left unsolved, Mr. Rhee.

Eugene’s hair represents something important in the apocalypse.

It shows that he’s free to be exactly who he wants to be: A dude who rocks an awesome mullet and gives approximately zero you-know-whats what you think about it.

And if you think you’re getting anywhere near that thing?

What Eugene and his hair lack in fondness for sharp objects…

He looks so good that no one really minds when he’s acting creepy.

Except, really, he’s kind of without equal.

But seriously, Eugene. What’s with the hair? What’s the secret?

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