Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Son, if 당신 really want something in this life, 당신 have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go 집 and spend some quality time with the kids.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

당신 know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. 당신 just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

Lisa, if 당신 don't like your job 당신 don't strike. 당신 just go in every 일 and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.