I can't see anything. I feel like I'm falling in purgatory and about to throw up. Finally, I stop falling and I open my eyes. I'm laying down on the ground outside. It looks like I'm at the same spot where Haruhi and Itsuki changed clothes before sneaking into North High with Kyon. I realize I'm starting to sweat. It's like in the middle of summer. This feels familiar. But this can't be a dream. Everything here feels so realistic. I guess I'm really in the Haruhi universe. Now I'm sure before it wasn't a dream either. I still have a chance. Anyway, I need to know "when" I am. So I run to the...

You thought it was over?? HA!

At 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 that night, the entire group of Itsuki's family ganged up on poor Haruhi, who didn't even have time to eat.

"So, 당신 in high school?" Aiko asked. "Um, yeah." Replied Haruhi.
"Really? 당신 look older!"
Haruhi's face went pale. "Um...I..do?"
"Yeah, 당신 look like 당신 could be 30, but your struggling not to get fat. Momoko's like that. She goes on a diet once a year, but they don't help."
"Aiko! Stop asking retarded questions!" A tall man said. "So, 당신 think I look good?" "Um, yeah..." Haruhi asnwered. "You look nice, sir."
"Oh, I'm not a guy! I'm a girl! My name's...

I woke up. I put on my glasses and I see that Yuki is sleeping with her arms wrapped around me. I carefully remove her arms and get up.
"Hey, Yuki, wake up."
She opens her eyes slowly and yawns.
"Good morning, did 당신 sleep well...?"
"Y-Yeah, I guess. Hey, shouldn't we be going to school 또는 something?"
Her eyes widen as she stands up abruptly.
"W-What time is it?! I have to get to school quickly!"
She runs into the bathroom with her clothes in her arms.
"Well, that escalated fast.", I think to myself as I walk into the living room.
Suddenly, I hear someone knocking on the entrance door. I walk up to...