The Gazette Pets~ [Neogen YB 2006]

VKei_Addict posted on Dec 23, 2011 at 11:43AM

Kai: Eh wait- I thought Ruki got a turtle as a pet?

Ruki: Not anymore!

Uruha: Oh! Maybe I should get some guppy fish as a pet?

Reita: Then when you get back home after a tour, they'll become fish bait...
---Did u know they have vending machines selling fish bait?

Uruha: Oh really? I really want them tropical fishes. They're really pretty~

Reita: I want to get a dog.... But I guess I can't get them from those fish bait vending machines you talk about, right? But I don't think I can do it...I mean- Whenever I get back home after a tour I'm always out cold. I dont think I can take care of a dog...

Ruki: The word is 'neglect'. You'd probably end up sending the dog to your parent's house.

Reita: Lol no. I definitely won't neglect the band and our tours. I mean- I won't be at home for 24 hours so...

Kai: Are you saying that if the dog won't die in 24 hours, you'd keep it?

Uruha: Y'know, you can just bring the dog along with us during the tours.

Aoi: I don't think the hotels are going to let the dog in lol

Manager: Eh wait wait wait. Whose going to take care of the dog when you guys are on stage?

Uruha: Oh woow- won't it be super awesome if the dog can stay near the stage wings and see us perform? That would be soooo cuutee!!

Ruki: Lol, that would really get the crowd riled up!
---Kai, what about you?

Kai: I already have a dog. But he's a sweet old guy with blurred vision and sense of smell lol

Reita: How old is your dog?

Kai: 15 years old

Ruki: Wow, what a live your dog must have then.
---He's part of the family.

Reita: Do you bring him out for walks?

Kai: Yeah, I bring him out for walks. But because his eyesight is bad, even if we're just walking straight he'd surely bump into things lol

Aoi: ....Tell me no more of this sad story...Oh how painful...

Everyone: *silence*.................................­...­...­.

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