LYRICS
Have 당신 ever had an uninvited guest
Why did 당신 wear sweatpants
The 일 she wore that dress
You put a book on it
Your woody wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things
and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache
zippers about to break
Your using every trick to try to tame your 바지의, 바지 snake
Listen and listen good
Don' t cover up your wood
A woody never should
Ever have to be Caged 또는 blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop Like a jack in the box
Show em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
Make em scream oh my god
As 당신 shock em with your lightning rod
Baby let your mojo rise
It doesn't...