Narnia 바탕화면

곰 with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia 팬 fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the 팬 fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some 팬 fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... 당신 cant do that online.... 당신 can 코멘트 your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished 읽기 one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian 키스 of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who 당신 are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case 당신 haven't figured it out 의해 now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...