BEST. EPISODE. EVER. (Part one)

ok im just gonna let it out even thou ik il get threat 의해 all u crazy obsessd 팬 who disagree and altough i respect each and every one of u d&g are a real couple and d&c are not. im sorry and ik that its obviously hard 4 u guys 2take this in and we all kno that u have a pic of gwen on ur dart board but seriously? bitching on about this helps no one. plus duncan, gwen, and yes even ur beloved c. i. t. is fake and A-N-I-M-A-T-E-D. i think we all need 2 accept this truth and stop with these ridciulous 질문 when u know people will 암캐, 암 캐 and go on and on and on about it. people have...

Sierra: Duncan! Oh, sorry, Gwen, we have to help him!

Duncan: Wait! If I'm.. No, he is.. No!! No, no.. I can't be a .. GUY!!! *everyone looks at him.. her*

Gwen: Bullshit! Now what am I gonna do?! ... I told 당신 coming here was a bad idea!!!

Duncan: *laughs his..her 나귀, 엉덩이 off* No 당신 didn't! I did!!

Gwen: *roles eyes* It's not even funny!!

*at the hotel room; 12 o'clock*

Duncan: I'm not a guy.. I'm not a guy.. I'm not a guy..

Gwen: Stop it!!!

Duncan: What? .. I thought you..

Gwen: No! I don't.. I know every inch of your body! I just can't face the fact that I have boobs!

Duncan: *laughs* This is just insane!...

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Heather: *bathroom* 당신 wanted me to be honest? Well... *looks at the ceiling smiling* I'm .. CRAZY, about that man! And don't get me wrong, but.. If I show him even a little bit love.. Everyone will think that I'm not evil anymore!!
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Gwen: ..Wait, why are we going to the church?

Duncan: *looks at her* Today's the 일 my grandfather died...

Gwen: *laughs* And I'm gonna believe that!

*Duncan looks down as Gwen makes a sad face*

Cody: ...Sierra... Sierra, stop looking at me like that!!

Courtney: *whispers to her* Wanna make Cody fall in 사랑 with you?...

Sierra: *quickly turns around* Wha??

Courtney:...

Alejandro's P.O.V.
"Cody, I have some interesting news to tell you."
"What news."
"Duncan doesn't know that Gwen is a goddess."
"So."
"So, Duncan HATES the gods. He thinks it's wrong of them to make our parents fall in 사랑 with them and then leave with a child to look after."
"That means if Duncan found out about Gwen he would dump her and she would 날짜 me!"
"Exactly."

Cody's P.O.V.
Gwen. Beautiful Gwen. When she gets dumped 의해 Duncan I'll be there to make her feel better and then she'll want to 날짜 me! And dating a goddess has it perks. For one thing she's gorgeous and the gods will love...

Duncan's POV
Gwen is perfect. I mean she is funny, sweet, kind, and she's a little criminal. Last night, we snuck into the Aphrodite 선실, 캐빈 and 스톨, 훔친 all their makeup. In the morning they all freaked out. It was hilarious but then she felt bad so she went up to them and said that she took them. What did they do? The Aphrodite cabin, who I haveseen get into fites because someone borrowed their lip gloss without asking, smiled at Gwen and told her it was ok and if she ever wanted to come over and use their makeup, sleepover 또는 anything else she could. I'm starting to think there is something Gwen...