hahaaha I found this on deviantart.com and thought that it was pretty funny. XD Tell me what 당신 think.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a 우주 heater.
8. Tell him that 개 make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim 당신 have imprinted. Say 당신 사랑 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a 우주 heater.
8. Tell him that 개 make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim 당신 have imprinted. Say 당신 사랑 him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
