Signals of Sweeney Todd OBSESSION!!! (see description)

So these arent necessarly mine cause all these are from fanfiction.net. Theyre all pretty awesome still!
Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds 당신 of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding 당신 because 당신 think, Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!!

2. 당신 have the movie memorized

3. 당신 hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen

4. 당신 sing "A Little Priest" whenever 당신 have pie for supper

5. 당신 sing 의해 the sea every time ur at the beach

6. 당신 sing "My friends" to your razor and/or 부엌, 주방 knives

7. 당신 laugh every time u walk past a barbour 샵 (cause u think of sweeney todd) and ur parents stare at u like an idiot

8. u hyperventilate wen u saw mrs. lovett's hat at the shops (or was that just me?)

9. u won't go near any pie store that's 다음 2 a barbour store

10. 당신 have every sweeney todd song on ur phone and know the lyrics

11. if anyone ever eats sumthing and say this is the worst thing they've ever tasted u immedietly think of mrs. lovetts pies

12. ur frinds r walking down the road humming lincon park 또는 flo rida, ur humming epiphiny

13. u have tried 2 do ur hair like mrs. lovett then go out in public.

14. 당신 re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in 런던 in your own kitchen.

15. 당신 think they should play "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" at your cousin's wedding, instead of "Here Comes the Bride"

16. Whenever 당신 get into a discussion about 영화 with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at 당신 like this O_O.

17. 당신 can't think of PIES, FLOUR 또는 ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

18. When you're in the supermarket, 당신 deliberately go searching in the 겨울왕국 음식 section for meat pies. The little ones, mind.

19. You've tried doing your hair Mrs Lovett's style-messy...and worn it outside.

20. 당신 want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, 당신 think!

21. You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

22. You've not only bought/made the following 기사 Helena wears in the movie: her black 레이스 gloves, ribboned boots, black corset, red and white 의해 the sea bustle dress...

23. Give yourself a gold 별, 스타 if 당신 wear the said 기사 OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? 또는 just plain nutty...

24. 당신 catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

25. Whenever a problem comes up 또는 당신 get into a fight with someone, 당신 immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

I'll add some of my own if I think of some!

My worst symtoms are:
1.Dressing like Mrs.Lovett
2. Calling my little brothers toby
3. Constantly talking to Mr.T (in my mind)
4. 글쓰기 on endlessly about how Mrs.lovett and Sweeny magically come back to life and fall in love

My worst symptoms are:

1. Comparing everyone I know to Sweeney Todd characters and calling them 의해 the name of the character they most remind me of.
2. Insisting on being called either Nellie 또는 Mrs. Lovett, even though that isn't my name.
3. Dressing like Mrs Lovett
4. Always quoting the movie/musical
5. Talking to Mr. Todd both in my mind and out of it
6. Referring to razors as my 프렌즈 and hugging my grandmother's rolling pin.
7. Randomly 노래 Sweeney Todd songs whenever I can.
8. Talkin' to me 프렌즈 in Lovett speak.
9. Saing 'You just got Pirelli'd!' when somebody is humiliated because it reminds me of what happened during Pirelli's Miracle Elixir/The Contest
10. BEING AN ABSOLUTE HARDCORE SWEETETT SHIPPER!!!
11. Dreaming/daydreaming/drawing/writing about me killing 또는 hurting Lucy Barker, whom I absolutely loathe and detest.
11. Forcing my grandfather (who cannot sing) to duet and dance with me in the middle of the 부엌, 주방 whenever he's cooking.
12. Any time anything smells bad, me and my grandfather sing Todd and Lovett's parts from 'Pirelli's Miracle Elixir'.
13. I constantly sing 'Not while I'm Around' to those I care about.
14. I style my hair like Mrs. Lovett
15. I know all the songs 의해 heart
16. I write poems/fanfictions about Sweeney Todd from Mrs. Lovett's point of view
17. I like to dress like Johanna and sit in my window 노래 'Green 되새 류, 핀치, 피리 새 류 and Linnet Bird'.
18. I stay inside as much as I can so that I can be as pale as Mrs. Lovett/Sweeney/Johanna
19. When somebody is being perverted, I tell them to stop being such a Turpin.
20. My screen-saver is Sweeney Related, so are half my usernames, all of my 프로필 pictures and god knows what else.
21. I know everything about Sweeney Todd, and I'm constantly rattling off the facts!

1). Everything on your computer is customized Sweeney Todd style (wallpaper, stickers on computer, and firefox browser design)

2). Sweeney Todd ringtones on your cell phone and waking up to the Opening 제목 of Sweeney Todd

3). Cosplaying as Sweeney Todd at least once a week (I currently do this at school)

4). Becoming hyper-vigilant for Sweeney Todd cosplayers at cons... 당신 know it's serious when 당신 can spot a Sweeney Todd in a very crowded con center... from across the room (lol story of my life!)

5). 당신 sit around with your razors nearby 당신 and constantly threaten people with them

I think I can come up with more, but this is all I got now that may not have been mentioned before. If I have more, I'll post again