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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.

Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did 당신 kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we 로스트 Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.

Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano: link

Michael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able to eject in time.
Michael: Oh, that's a shame. Honday and I have seen each other through lots of tough times. He was even one of your best mates.
Gator: Look, he was a great officer, but we don't need to talk about him over and over again. So will 당신 please shut up about it?
Waiter: *Arrives* Here 당신 go Captain.
Gator: Thanks.
Michael: So when do 당신 think we're going to Champalla?
Gator: I don't know, and I don't care. Send me out there within an hour. Half an hour! Fifteen minutes! Even five! I want to go out there now! *Looks at his drink, then smiles* I mean, as soon as I finish this beer.
Michael: *Smiling at Gator*

Meanwhile on Naboo.

Captain Needa: *Walking towards two Imperial Troopers* Have 당신 got him on the phone yet?
Imperial 53: Yes Captain, but he's in a rather foul mood.
Captain Needa: He won't be when I speak with him. *Grabs the phone* Corporal Goode, I hope you're feeling good.
Warek: Yeah, thanks for the wisecracks.
Captain Needa: I heard 당신 were giving some of my men a little bit of trouble.
Warek: I asked politely for 더 많이 missiles, 더 많이 pilots, 더 많이 Tie Fighters, but all I have is Kamen, and those two crates with limited fuel, and missiles.
Captain Needa: You'll get what 당신 need when the time is right. Until then, stay alert.
Warek: If the weather clears up. I highly doubt that'll happen however.
Captain Needa: Just wait for my call. *Hangs up*
Taylor: *Walks up from a bed* Can't anyone get some sleep around here?
Warek: Still haven't received our supplies yet, but we will soon.

2 B Continued
 Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
 Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
 Jeffery Itov as Warek Goode
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Salope's only weapons were several charges in a bag. The others that came along with her hid in a 부시, 부시 대통령은 as she tried to get rid of two stormtroopers standing on guard.

Salope: *Walking towards the stormtroopers*
Stormtrooper 69: *Turns around* Hey, what are 당신 doing?
Salope: Crossing the river. I'm trying to get back to my farm, over there.
Stormtrooper 53: That farm's been abandoned for years. You're under arrest for trespassing.
Salope: *Swings her bag, and knocks out a stormtrooper*
Stormtrooper 53: *Shoots Salope in the chest*
Republic Soldier 30: *Shoots the stormtrooper* Alright, get the explosives,...
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Because it's the last 일 of 2016, I've decided to dedicate an 기사 to a special someone who meant a lot to me, and for everyone else: Carrie Fisher.
Like everyone else, I was pretty damn (Sorry about that.) shocked when I heard about Carrie Fisher's death. I was talking to my friend on Google+ when he informed about her death. I knew that she had a 심장 attack about a week before she died, but I didn't expect this.

Without any further a due, let's being!

별, 스타 Wars is my 초 가장 좋아하는 franchise of all time. Not only is it a big part of my childhood, but also a big part of my life.
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Part two in the 별, 스타 Wars Knights of the Old Republic: The Return! ( SW KotOR: The Return) Hope 당신 like it!

    Atton pulled a lever on the starship control shelf then pressed a view buttons on the 별, 스타 map display. Soon an image of Korriban's atmosphere was visible. Then an image of space. 우주 was the only thing visible 의해 the time the small dot was gone. The small dot was the planet they traveled away. The small dot was Korriban. Another dot appeared. This one was much bigger,much closer. This one was Dantooine. This one was the beginning.
    Atton...
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