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SFG- So, guys. Now that 당신 fought over 쿠키 and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! 당신 know 당신 like 쿠키 AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If 당신 all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey 질문 is... 고양이 또는 Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his 나귀, 엉덩이 well!
Kyle- No 당신 can't! 당신 can't even 펀치 a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP 당신 TWO! Kyle, what do 당신 answer for this survey? 고양이 또는 dogs?
Kyle- Well, I do like dogs. But I 사랑 고양이 better!
Butters- Oh God...
Kenny- Memememememe (This is going to end in a dog fight...)
SFG- 고양이 and 개 fight to that, Kenny. Now, Cartman, why do 당신 like dogs?
Cartman- Well 당신 see, SilverFanGirl-
SFG- Oh please, call me Micks.
Cartman- Alright, Micks, I like dogs, because they're 더 많이 loyal THAN A CERTAIN SOMEONE! Now, I'm not gonna mention any names, but its very clear who I am talking about.
SFG- Well then, Kyle?
Kyle- I like cats, because they are sweet in personalty and they are also loyal.
SFG- You're only liking 고양이 because Cartman said 당신 liked 개 and 당신 can't agree with him? Why is that? Why don't 당신 ever agree with Cartman, but he agrees with you?
Kyle- Because I'm right and he's wrong! ALWAYS!
Cartman- *gets up* Wait a second! I am two right! Kyle, you're just jealous because I'm 더 많이 awesomener than 당신 are!
Kyle- *rolls eyes* Cartman, 당신 dumbass, "awesomener" isn't a word!
Cartman- It is in my dictionary!
Kenny- memmememe (oh, just 키스 already!)
SFG- O.O Oh my God, Kenny! Why did 당신 say that?
Butters- Because Kenny thinks Cartman and Kyle are gay for each other. Everyone does.
Kyle- DOES NOT!
Butters- 당신 know its true, Kyle!
Cartman- *gasp* Kyle! You...you 사랑 me?
Kyle- *gets nervous* Well, I...I...um...I can...
Cartman- 당신 do!?!?!
Kyle- NO I DON'T!
Cartman- OH MY GOD KYLE! OH MY GOD! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL ABOUT THIS!!!
Kyle- -_-
SFG- ^^' Kyle, see me after the show for a little "gay" talk, alright?
Kyle- Alright...*whispers to himself* big boobs.
SFG- What was that?
Kyle- NOTHING!
SFG- ....
Cartman- 저기요 Micks, I like you.
SFG- Thank you, Cartman. I like 당신 too.
Cartman- No, like like... Will 당신 go out with me?
SFG- I'm way older than you, Cartman.
Cartman- How old?
SFG- Try 3-5 years older than you.
Cartman- that's not so bad.
SFG- Cartman go to hell! *walks off stage*
Kyle- *follows* BYE CARTMAN!
Cartman- ....
Butters- Sorry Cartman...
Kenny- memememe (She was good catch...)
Cartman- I know Kenny and Butters. I know...
Butters- 당신 only hit on her because of her boobs, didn't you? And now Kyle is going to hit on her like 당신 tried doing, huh?
Cartman- Yep! *pervy face* Let's go home, guys.
*All leave
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