Shadow:alright guys.the only way we're gona make out of this alive is that if we stick together.so...
Vector:my 프렌즈 call me coach!
Rogue:coach...
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!!
Shadow:God damn it!
In a elevator...
Shadow:ok.the saferoom is a couple room's away.when the doors open just run like hell and we should be fine.
Me:alright just let me get out my little desert eagle.
(The elevator doors open and shows fire)
Shadow:burnbag!
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!!
Later...
Shadow:ok everyone get in!
(A spitter comes in)
Shadow:that is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
(A baby comes out of the spitter's butt)
Shadow:(trys to get the door open)
At the gun shop...
Me:hey look lazer beams!(turns on the lazer sight and screams and acidently shoots at rogue's mouth)
Eggman in a room upstairs:would 당신 shut up?!?!?I'm trying to masterbate up here!!!
Shadow:what did he say?
Vector:he says he want some good old fashion cola.
Shadow:what?why?
Vector:he gona blow up the truck and clear the way.
Shadow:I would've suggest about walking around it but whatever.
In the grocery store...
Shadow:(grabs the cola)
(A jockey jumps on to me and hits me)
Me:(screams)
Vector:PLAYBALL!(throws a football.at the jockey)YEAH!
At the gun 샵 upstairs...
Shadow:hey jackass we got your coke!you want me to drop this in the box 또는 what?
Eggman in room:God damn it just get away from here!!!
Shadow:ok.guys we're walking around it!!
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!
In the mall...
Shadow:the mall.how original.
Me:we can use that car to drive out in style!
Shadow:it has no gas 당신 moron!
Me:ya but there's some gas cans scattered around for just 초 occasion.
Shadow:oh well this be easy.
(A charger grabs shadow and pounds shadow to the ground and shadow screams)
Me:that must be the fella that masterbates all 일 long!(gets a defibulator and Med kit anduh drops defibulator)
In whispering oaks...
Vector:oh baby. I used to go here as a kid!
Shadow:and look elis its kiddy land!
Me:do i look like some sort of queer to you?
Shadow:(puts hand on face)
Me:hey I wonder these things do.(fireworks explode and I scream)
초 charger:fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Later...
Shadow:grabbin pills.
Vector:grabbin puuuuuuuke?
Me:grabbin heroline!uh I mean adrenaline.(puts adrenaline into my arm and goes crazy and hits the red Med kit box)
Weird Guy:oh my!
In.hard rain...
Shadow:huh.I wonder why they call this one hard rain.
(Starts to rain and me,vector and shadow are screaming)
Later...
Vector:damn Nick there's like 3 witches over there!
Shadow:oh that's ok.those 5 chargers in a row 5 분 이전 made me relaised how fucked we are anyways.
Me:hey look here comes another one!
Shadow:FUUUUUUUUUUU
In the parish...
Shadow:thank God this is almost over!
Me:yea it looks like those planes are here to rescue us.
(A plane flys at high speed)
Me:look there driving us presence!
(Plane drops bombs in town)
Me:why are they exploding?
Vector:I hope mines a football!
Shadow:(gets a chainsaw and turns it on and puts it on his chest killing himself)
THE END
Shadow as Nick
Me as Elis
Vector as Coach
Eggman as whitetaker
Rogue as Rochelle
초 charger as himself
AND
Wierd Guy as himself