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posted by krystylmomo
•    A sharp tongue does not mean 당신 have a keen mind.
•    Anyone who told 당신 to be yourself couldn't have given 당신 any worse advice.
•    Are 당신 always this stupid 또는 are 당신 making a special effort today.
•    Do 당신 want me to accept 당신 as 당신 are, 또는 do 당신 want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
•    Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
•    Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
•    Don't...
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Sarcasm is an art. It's one of those little yet big things in life which can only be expressed beautifully when mastered correctly. Though sarcasm may be funny, it may also hurt many people, so use it wisely.

Last week, I decided to collect as many sarcastic and funny remarks as I could, just for the fun of it. So, here's the list! The format of the list is like this:

1. When someone says, "No"... <--- this is the "situation".
Yeah, right. <--- this is your sarcastic response.

Sometimes, there will be "no situation". 당신 should be able to figure out when to use the sentence in italics then....
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jaun.,
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piano..
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Source: we
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posted by krystylmomo
1. Well, this 일 was a total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we just a 레이 of frigging sunshine?
3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
7. Do I look like a frigging people person?
8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
12. You! Off my planet !!
13....
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zack and cody
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z&c
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zack and cody
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z&c
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aaa
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fsf
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aa
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keep..
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aaa
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aaaa
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english
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annasophia
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annasophia + alyson
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piano..
posted by krystylmomo
•    A sharp tongue does not mean 당신 have a keen mind.
•    Anyone who told 당신 to be yourself couldn't have given 당신 any worse advice.
•    Are 당신 always this stupid 또는 are 당신 making a special effort today.
•    Do 당신 want me to accept 당신 as 당신 are, 또는 do 당신 want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
•    Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
•    Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
•    Don't...
continue reading...
posted by krystylmomo
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one 더 많이 service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will 당신 leave?

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an 엠티비 world.

Whatever kind of look 당신 were going for, 당신 missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them....
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