clyde the hedgehog

I DID NOT WRITE THIS!

In the Central Park Zoo...
Skipper:Ah, a nice quiet day...
He puts on a pair of shades and lies down on a deck chair.
Private:SKIPPER!!!
Rico:gjapgrug vge
They rush up to him. Private is holding a piece of paper.
Skipper:Oh, come on! *sits up* Can't I have a decent sun-tan once in a while?
Private:Sorry Skipper, but we thought 당신 might want to hear this.
Skipper:It better be good then.
Rico:gapruji'ojfbgfgjrigjriqp
Skipper:*jumps up* There's going to be a ZOO TRANSFER?!
Private:Yes, but nobody knows where from.
Skipper:It must be the 우주 squids! They've finally tracked me down......

i had to blink a couple times to finly get the gunk out of my eyes.
*sigh*
i looked around, this house was torn up.i felt somthing in my hand picked it up so i was able to see it.
*gasp*
i totaly forgot about everything that happend last nite. oh yeah in my hand it was a bottle of 맥주 nice huh.im only a preteen to.
Jordan: "CRAP MY DADS GONNA KILL ME"

marshal: "dude stop yelling ive already got a headache"

jordan:stop ur p****** and complaing and tell me wat time it is

marshal: 2:oo pm

jordan: S****** dude got to go thanks fer the party

marshal goes to turn around and jordan is gone.

15 mins later......

Searching....As the wind blew through my dark messy hair,i looked around my surroundings feeling the pressure was 더 많이 and 더 많이 uncertain.It has been a some painfull years have i bared to search.......and suddenly i found them...what did i find actually ? to answer that such of 질문 was.....

"Aimin..it has been awhile"the dark ebony hedgehog greeted..yes,as 당신 all may know this hedgehog is not an ordinary hedgehog..he was named with a name that a few may shivers upon hearing him..His name is SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG,the world's ultimate lifeform.

"Yes..it have" i answered politely."where is rouge...