Song: link
Duck: We reached ten episodes.
Thomas: It's time to party.
Hawkeye: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 with Jeff, Percy, Tom, Master Sword, Tim, and Captain Jefferson* To ten episodes.
Tim: Cheers.
Everyone at the 표, 테이블 drank their beer, when Pinkie Pie hopped out of nowhere.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie. Velcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm pleased to announce zhat I vill be hosting. Zhis veek's lineup is down below.
Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
On The Block - Rated TV14
Adventures of Thomas & 프렌즈 - Rated TVY7
Adventures of Thomas & 프렌즈 - Rated TVY7
Pinkie Pie: Back to back episodes of Adventures of Thomas & Friends? Wunderbar. Let's begin our show.
What to expect in this episode.
Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*
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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.
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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!
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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 당신 out!
Mare: It's cold! I'm gonna get frostbite!
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Episode 6: Snow
Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren
Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.
Julia: *Stops her car 다음 to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*
The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased 의해 15.
Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting 다음 to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio* GT24, we just finished putting the temporary speed signs on Main Street, we're gonna continue our patrol on Monday Avenue.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*
Tim: *Hear the snowmobiles* Sounds like some ponies are having fun.
Julia: *See the snowmobiles 의해 the road* I see what 당신 mean.
설상차, 스노우 모빌 Ponies: *Go over Julia's police car, and land on the other side of the road, nearly hitting another pony*
Tim: A little too much fun. Turn left.
Julia: *Turns on her police lights, and sirens as she turns left*
Tim: GT24, we have two ponies on snowmobiles, wanted for careless driving. They're currently on Shadow Lake near Green Drive.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: I hope they break the ice.
Tim: I'm afraid that won't happen.
설상차, 스노우 모빌 Ponies: *Turn left, and jump over the highway*
Ponies: *Honking their horns as they slow down, then increase speed after the snowmobiles are gone*
Julia: Don't tell me we 로스트 them already!
Tim: It looks like we did. The captain won't be pleased about that.
Julia: You're telling me.
Tim: *Talks on the radio* GT24, we 로스트 the snowmobiles.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Julia: What now?
Tim: Let's get back to our patrol.
Julia: *Turns the car around, and drives* I bet 당신 they'll turn up again.
Tim: Yeah, but we won't be able to catch them in this. We need snowmobiles as well.
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.
Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, 당신 got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: 당신 must be a mind reader, I was just about to call 당신 down here.
Julia: What did 당신 want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need 당신 to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: 당신 know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be shouted at.
Tim: Is this about what happened with the snowmobiles Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. 당신 pursued them in 20 seconds, and they just get away from you! What was that all about?!
Tim: Where are 당신 going with this?
Captain Jefferson: It should have taken them longer to escape from you. Better yet, they shouldn't have escaped at all! 다음 time 당신 see those two ponies on their snowmobiles, stop them!
Tim: What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.
Captain Jefferson: Try to be creative Tim, and tell Julia to do the same thing.
Tim: Right.
After a 90 초 briefing, Tim, and Julia were back on the streets in their police car.
Julia: So. What did you, and the Captain talk about?
Tim: He wants 당신 to be creative.
Julia: That's what he said?
Tim: Yeah, he told me to do the same thing.
설상차, 스노우 모빌 Ponies: *Up to no good again. They jump over the road. and land in the snow on the other side of the road*
Mare: Ah! *Freaks out after nearly hitting the snowmobiles, and flips her car onto it's side. The engine dies, as the front slides into the snow, and gets covered*
Dispatch: Attention all units on Green Drive, there is a car on it's side, vehicle, silver 2009 Chrysler 300, 의해 the hospital.
Julia: *Turns right at the intersection with her police lights on*
Tim: GT24, just passing the gun shop, we're not far away from our victim.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Mare: *Stands up, and tries to open the door above her* Come on, don't tell me you're stuck.
But the door wasn't budging.
Mare: I can't get out. *Hitting the door* I can't get out!! *Tries the other door* That one's stuck too!! Oh, how am I gonna get out of here?!
Julia: *Stops the car, and runs out with Tim*
Tim: Anypony in there?
Mare: Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 당신 out!
Mare: It's cold! I'm gonna get frostbite!
Tim: No yon won't. We're going to get 당신 out.
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.
Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are 당신 mad?! Do 당신 know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's 더 많이 important ma'am? The car, 또는 your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want 당신 getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits the front window three times, making it shatter*
Mare: *Runs out*
Tim: Are 당신 hurt?
Mare: Not really. Just mad at those two ponies who were riding their snowmobiles.
Julia: Snowmobiles?
Mare: All black. Their suits, the snowmobiles, everything was black.
Tim: Why don't 당신 sit in the car for a while, and warm yourself up?
Julia: *Opens the right door on her police car*
Mare: *Sits inside the police car*
Julia: *Closes the door*
Tim: Why don't 당신 take her down to the hospital on this street? I'll make sure this car goes where it belongs.
Julia: Got it.
Jordan, and Nick were inside a house. It is now 9 PM.
Nick: *Holding two cans of Canada Dry, giving one to Jordan* Dude, did 당신 see the one in the Cadillac when we went over them?
Jordan: *Laughing as he opens his can of Canada Dry*
Nick: He was just like, *Makes a funny shocked face* Noooooo!! *Laughs with Jordan*
Jordan: How about those police ponies?
Nick: Oh, they're fun to annoy! As long as they don't have snowmobiles, they'll never catch us. Okay, what do we do tomorrow?
Jordan: Tomorrow, nothing, but on Friday, we will go on the train tracks, and if we see any police ponies, jump over them. Try to wreck those lights on the roof while 당신 go over them.
Nick: I'll be happy to do that, with this. *Grabs a hammer* We should also smash the windows.
Jordan: *Laughing* Their faces will be so red, that it'll melt the snow.
The 다음 day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.
Captain Jefferson: What can I do for 당신 Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from 당신 again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to 당신 about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.
Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including a State Trooper.
Captain Jefferson: The Neigh Jersey State Troopers are having some trouble catching a few suspects in Ponyville. Here to talk about is a Corporal, John Henshaw.
State Trooper Pony: *Walks over to where Captain Jefferson is* Thanks Captain. The suspects your Captain has mentioned are in sports cars. Most of them are imports. They're wanted for speeding. We chase them in Ponyville, but on their way to Gran Turismo, they manage to lose us. We think we figured out their route, 다음 time we lose one of them, we'll radio your dispatch, and they'll tell 당신 about the car we were chasing. That's all I have Captain.
Captain Jefferson: Thank 당신 Henshaw.
State Trooper: *Goes back to his seat*
Captain Jefferson: Now what I got to say, is about those two ponies on snowmobiles. The state troopers recently bought a few snowmobiles, and are willing to let us borrow two of them. Tim Miller, and Julia Rose will use them to catch our suspects. That's it. Be 안전한, 안전 out there.
Police Ponies: *Getting up, and walking away*
After the briefing.
Captain Jefferson: *Goes outside with the State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!
Captain Jefferson: Alright, look I'm sorry. At least, try to get them here before 9 AM tomorrow. Anytime earlier than that will be greatly appreciated.
State Trooper: I'll talk to my supervisor about it. *Gets into his police car, and drives away*
Jordan, and Nick were riding their snowmobiles at Jordan's house, left of the docks. They were testing out some new modifications.
Nick: *Goes over a hill, and turns left*
Jordan: *Leans the 설상차, 스노우 모빌 back as he increases speed*
Nick: Nice one!
Jordan: *Turns right, stops, and gets off*
Nick: *Stops 다음 to Jordan* That was cool.
Jordan: The new transmission, and supercharger 당신 got for us will surely come in handy. We can go faster, end up in many different places, and give ourselves 더 많이 time to have fun.
Nick: Yeah, with those hammers, we'll definitely have fun smashing up police cars.
The 다음 day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.
Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are 당신 ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet 당신 Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the 집 of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw two trails left 의해 snowmobiles from a picture on 구글 Maps.
Tim: Okay, let's go check it out. *Gets in the back of the Suburban with Julia*
State Trooper Pony: *Gets into the Suburban, and drives*
Jordan: *Arrives at Nick's house in his snowmobile*
Nick: *Walks out of a shed* You're here already?
Jordan: Yeah.
Nick: I'm refueling my snowmobile. Hang in there.
But then, that's when Tim, and Julia got to the front of the house. None of the stallions could see them.
Tim & Julia: *Put the snowmobiles into the snow*
State Trooper Pony: I'll wait here, and try to block them off.
Tim & Julia: *Start their snowmobiles, and ride to the back of the house*
Jordan: Do 당신 hear that?
Nick: Just some 더 많이 snowmobiles. So what?
Tim & Julia: *Arrive, and surround Jordan*
Jordan: Nick, it's the cops!! *Gets arrested*
Nick: *Takes off in his snowmobile* 당신 cops are too slow!
Tim: *Rides after Nick*
Julia: *Walks towards the State Trooper Pony*
Nick: *Going 60 miles an hour*
Tim: *Catching up*
Nick: *Getting closer to the road*
Tim: *5 inches away from Nick*
Nick: *Grabs his hammer*
They went under a bridge on the round freeway, riding 다음 to the railroad tracks.
Nick: *Sees Tim 다음 to him, and hits his 설상차, 스노우 모빌 with the hammer*
Tim: *Watches Nick try to make another swing, and grabs the hammer*
Nick: *Punches Tim in the rib cage*
Tim: Ah! *Lets go, and nearly falls*
Nick: *Rides towards him, and hits him again with the hammer*
Tim: Ah! *Scrapes the left side of his 설상차, 스노우 모빌 on a tree. He grabs his gun, and shoots Nick twice*
Nick: *Falls off, and dies*
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When 당신 read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Tim: *Returns to Julia with the dead Nick*
Julia: *Takes Nick off his back, and looks at Tim*
Tim: *Points at the state trooper suburban, and tells Julia to get an ambulance*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Julia Rose
Julia: *Runs to the Suburban* Sarge, we need an ambulance, for Tim, and one of our suspects.
State Trooper Pony: What happened?
Julia: I think it's best if we let Tim tell us himself.
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
State Trooper Pony: *Talks on his radio* Car 82, still in Gran Turismo, contact the Gran Turismo General Hospital, we have two ponies that need an ambulance.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: *Runs back to Tim*
Tim: *Falls down into the snow*
Julia: Are 당신 okay?
Tim: I think I broke my leg.
Julia: The 구급차 is coming. Here. *Helps Tim back up onto the snowmobile*
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Tim: *Nods* Thanks.
Police cars furnished 의해 Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Julia: I hope 당신 have a quick recovery.
Tim: Me too Julia. Me too.
모터사이클 furnished 의해 Kawasaki
Julia: *Sees the ambulance, and carries Tim as she flies towards it*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Pinkie Pie: No 음악 in zhe entire episode? Unusual. Up next, On Zhe Block.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here until after the crossover parody ended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody is... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Leave it to me. Today's crossover parody is The Bob The Builder Show. This one combines Bob The Builder with The Bob Newhart Show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Let's get it started.
The Bob The Builder Show
Starring Tom Foolery as Bob
Snow Wonder as Emily
Saten Twist as Mr. Carlin
Sunny as Carol
Mortomis as Jerry
Blaze as Mr. Peterson
Master Sword as Howard
Heartsong as Ms. Dubois
Bob the builder is no longer a builder. He has left all his talking vehicles behind, and decided to start practicing therapy. He now lives in Chicagoat with a mare he just married named Emily.
Bob: *At work*
Carol: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Carol. Do I have any patients coming over today?
Carol: Yeah, 당신 have three.
Bob: Three patients. I wonder if they have any patience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carol: They aren't therapists like 당신 Bob.
Bob: Forget it.
Jerry: *Walks in* Being a dentist sucks!
Colgate: *Appears out of nowhere* I resent that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: Why? What happened?
Jerry: I was just checking the teeth of this pony, and he said I was scary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carol: Maybe you're really terrible at your job.
Mr. Carlin, Mr. Peterson, and Ms. Dubois arrived.
Mr. Carlin: Come on Bob, let's get this started. I can't wait all 일 to make fun of these two weirdos.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: Go into my office. I'll be with you.
Mr. Carlin: *Goes into Bob's office*
Mr. Peterson: *Follows Mr. Carlin*
Ms. Dubois: *Follows Mr. Peterson*
Bob: Carol, call my wife, and tell her I'll be back 집 in an hour.
Carol: 당신 got it.
Bob: *Walks into his office*
Mr. Peterson: Don't 당신 dare call me a spineless wuss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: What happened?
Mr. Carlin: I called him a spineless wuss.
Mr. Peterson: Because I was using light weights to work out yesterday.
Bob: How light were they?
Mr. Peterson: 1 pound.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Carlin: Need I say more.
Bob: Well, look. We have a problem, and when I have a problem, I like to fix it. So, now that we know what the problem is, it's time to use my catchphrase. Can we fix it?!
Mr. Carlin: Where the hell did 당신 get that shitty catchphrase?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at Bob's apartment.
Bob: *Enters apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily.
Emily: How was work?
Bob: Somepony said he didn't like my catchphrase.
Emily: Well it is kind of annoying.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Howard: *Walks into apartment*
Audience: *Cheering*
Howard: Who said that?! *Looks around room, and it scared.* Bob! Your apartment is haunted!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: What are 당신 talking about?
Howard: I heard some ponies cheering, and laughing, and I don't know where it's coming from!
Bob: I didn't hear anything.
Emily: Neither did I.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Fine! If 당신 won't make your apartment less haunted, I will!
Bob: What are 당신 going to do?
Howard: I brought garlic to protect me!
Bob: That only works on vampires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Howard: Then I'll stab any ghosts I see with a wooden stake.
Bob: Two problems with that plan. One, 당신 can't see where the ghost is, and two, that only works on vampires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Howard: Then I'll.... No, that only works on vampires.
Bob: What?
Howard: I was going to call ghostbusters.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the 다음 part of this episode,
Saten Twist goes drag racing.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 7: On The Block Was Filmed In Front Of A Live Audience
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Inspecting the bottom of his car*
Tom: *Walks in* Where are 당신 Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: Down here.
Tom: *Sees Saten Twist under a car* Did somepony run 당신 over?
Saten Twist: In a garage?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That doesn't answer my question.
Saten Twist: No, I did not get run over.
Master Sword: *Arrives, and sees Saten Twist* Saten Twist got hit 의해 a car!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: 예수님 christ. I am modifying my car for a drag race!!
Tom: What for?
Saten Twist: I want to win enough money so that I can buy a chainsaw.
Master Sword: Is that all 당신 give a f**k about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Glares at Master Sword*
All three of them got in the car, and went towards a really long straight piece of road. They saw another car.
Tom: Looks like you're racing that station wagon.
Saten Twist: This will be too easy.
Master Sword: Then you'll get that unnecesary item 당신 already have.
Saten Twist: It's longer than the one I currently have!
Master Sword: Ooh, it's longer! Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: *Revs engine on station wagon*
Saten Twist: Mortomis! You're drag racing me?
Mortomis: That's right. You're going down!!
They both rev their engines, and a 조랑말 stood in front of them holding a light.
Saten Twist: *Looking at Mortomis*
Mortomis: *Looking at Saten Twist*
Light Pony: *Turns on light*
Saten Twist & Mortomis: *Pass the light pony*
Tom: Come on Twisty!
Saten Twist: Don't call me that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're winning, keep going!
Saten Twist: I'm not slowing down! I'm winning!
Mortomis: *Passes Saten Twist, and crosses the finish line*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Surprised* I 로스트 to a station wagon!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get to the skits before he tries to kill somepony.
Saten Twist: SOMEONE!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a shit?
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 올리브
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
Everypony in the bodyshop was getting ready for work. During that, they were talking about movies.
Olive: Who saw the new Hunger Games film?
Gary: 당신 mean the first part of Mockingjay? I saw it.
Olive: Wasn't it awesome?
Gary: Yeah. I can't wait to see part 2.
Wheel Bearing: I didn't get to see it. I've been so busy with my family, that we don't get to go to the theater.
Olive: Why can't 당신 be busy with your family at the theater.
Wheel Bearing: I was there with my son, and we watched Frozen. His head blew up.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Edwina: That's what all 디즈니 films do to you.
Gary: What are 당신 talking about? 디즈니 made lots of great films.
Edwina: I just don't like Disney.
Olive: Why?
Edwina: Ask any jewish 조랑말 why, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: I liked watching The Lion King.
Cutlass Supreme: My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 film was Oliver & Company.
Tim: What was that one about?
Cutlass Supreme: About a cat that lives in Manehattan.
Tim: Who wants to see a film about some cat joining the mafia?
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: Looks like somepony never saw the movie.
Mr. Beddler: *Arrives* What are 당신 doing? 당신 should be ready for work right now.
Gary: We were talking about movies.
Mr. Beddler: Talk about them on your own time. Otherwise, I'll show 당신 a movie you'll never forget. It's so terrible you'll never forget it.
Gary: What is it?
Mr. Beddler: Django Unchained.
Gary: Actually, I like that film.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everypony shook their heads, saying they liked Django Unchained. Mr. Beddler was not amused.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get to work! Danielle, I want 당신 to practice using a grinder.
Danielle: Okay.
So Mr. Beddler, and Danielle got a sand grinder plugged into an airhose, and set up for work.
Mr. Beddler: Now to use one of these, 당신 pull the trigger. The grinder 당신 see here is a disc. We call them DA grinders. Now what 당신 wanna do is use it on these spots I welded, and make the area feel really smooth. *Pulls trigger, and grinds the welded spots* There's a certain noise you'll hear when 당신 grind the area too much.
This was the noise: link
Mr. Beddler: Hear it?!
Danielle: Yeah.
Mr. Beddler: *Stops grinding* Okay, now 당신 try it. I gotta check on Gary, and Tim, to make sure they don't put paint on the painting booth windows.
Gary: *Painting the painting booth windows*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: Hurry up. We can't let anypony see what we're doing.
Gary: All good.
Tim: *Gets weed* Let's do this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now Danielle was all 의해 herself.
Danielle: Okay, so he said to grind the spots until that noise stops. Got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: *Grinding one spot* No noise, good.
She only grinded the welding spots for only one second, because they didn't make the noise Danielle thought they were supposed to make. The areas she grinded were still uneven, then she started grinding the area Mr. Beddler did.
Danielle: *Hears noise as she grinds* Perfect. Now to keep grinding until it stops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: *Hears noise* What the hell? *Runs toward Danielle* Danielle, stop!!
Danielle: *Stops* What?
Mr. Beddler: 당신 were grinding that area too much. What were 당신 thinking?
Danielle: 당신 said to keep grinding until that noise stopped.
Mr. Beddler: No, I said 당신 stop when it makes that noise, because 당신 grinded it too much.
Danielle: Then make up your mind!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Forget it. Go help Cutlass with the dent on that limo.
Up 다음 is a new skit about assassins. Credit goes to Purrloinedlove for this idea.
나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 의해 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the 일 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need 당신 to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, 당신 either have her do that to 당신 somewhere private, 또는 don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: 당신 mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through 소총 scope, and hears his phone go off. He 답변 the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would 당신 like to be annoyed 의해 an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would 당신 like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming 소총 at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself 당신 weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank 당신 sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what 당신 thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: 당신 mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up 다음 is a classroom skit
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
As some of 당신 already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.
Sunny: Geez, why do 당신 always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These 질문 are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll get mad, and send us to the principal's office.
Ms. Schultz: No I won't.
James: But you're a teacher. You're supposed to get mad at us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Anyway, how are these 질문 hard? 8 * 64 = what?
Lauren: What is that thing between the 8, and 64?
Gary: Your pussy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, if 당신 continue saying stuff like that, you'll have detention in the morning.
Gary: Whoop de do. I hate the morning. You'll be doing me a favor.
James: There's gotta be something 당신 like about the morning.
Maria: What about the sunrise? 또는 the birds singing.
Gary: 또는 waking up, realizing that 당신 have five days of torture in one week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: At least 다음 week, 당신 have two full days, and an early dismissal.
James: What for?
Ms. Schultz: Thanksgiving weekend.
Gary: I hate thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*
Ms. Schultz: Then I have the perfect idea.
On a thursday, when Ms. Schultz's room was dark, with a few lights on.
Ms. Schultz: Are 당신 enjoying your morning detention?
Gary: Happy thanksgiving.
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was in her office when suddenly..
Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made 당신 enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight 의해 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!
Later at the new school.
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 일 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't 당신 try to answer?
Song: link
Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! 당신 know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and 당신 got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back at Celestia's castle.
Derpy: How was your first 일 of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid 질문 당신 십자가, 크로스 eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she said I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back on the block
Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the 일 after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
조랑말 5: *Grabbing TV*
조랑말 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
조랑말 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
조랑말 63: *Punches 조랑말 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black 조랑말 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black 조랑말 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black 조랑말 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See 당신 after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Pinkie Pie: *Laughing* Wunderbar. Okay, see 당신 in part 2, vhich vill start in 8:30. Until zhen, Auf wiedersehen.
Duck: We reached ten episodes.
Thomas: It's time to party.
Hawkeye: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 with Jeff, Percy, Tom, Master Sword, Tim, and Captain Jefferson* To ten episodes.
Tim: Cheers.
Everyone at the 표, 테이블 drank their beer, when Pinkie Pie hopped out of nowhere.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie. Velcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm pleased to announce zhat I vill be hosting. Zhis veek's lineup is down below.
Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
On The Block - Rated TV14
Adventures of Thomas & 프렌즈 - Rated TVY7
Adventures of Thomas & 프렌즈 - Rated TVY7
Pinkie Pie: Back to back episodes of Adventures of Thomas & Friends? Wunderbar. Let's begin our show.
What to expect in this episode.
Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*
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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.
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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!
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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 당신 out!
Mare: It's cold! I'm gonna get frostbite!
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Episode 6: Snow
Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren
Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.
Julia: *Stops her car 다음 to a speed sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed sign, and puts it up*
The on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed decreased 의해 15.
Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting 다음 to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio* GT24, we just finished putting the temporary speed signs on Main Street, we're gonna continue our patrol on Monday Avenue.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*
Tim: *Hear the snowmobiles* Sounds like some ponies are having fun.
Julia: *See the snowmobiles 의해 the road* I see what 당신 mean.
설상차, 스노우 모빌 Ponies: *Go over Julia's police car, and land on the other side of the road, nearly hitting another pony*
Tim: A little too much fun. Turn left.
Julia: *Turns on her police lights, and sirens as she turns left*
Tim: GT24, we have two ponies on snowmobiles, wanted for careless driving. They're currently on Shadow Lake near Green Drive.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: I hope they break the ice.
Tim: I'm afraid that won't happen.
설상차, 스노우 모빌 Ponies: *Turn left, and jump over the highway*
Ponies: *Honking their horns as they slow down, then increase speed after the snowmobiles are gone*
Julia: Don't tell me we 로스트 them already!
Tim: It looks like we did. The captain won't be pleased about that.
Julia: You're telling me.
Tim: *Talks on the radio* GT24, we 로스트 the snowmobiles.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Julia: What now?
Tim: Let's get back to our patrol.
Julia: *Turns the car around, and drives* I bet 당신 they'll turn up again.
Tim: Yeah, but we won't be able to catch them in this. We need snowmobiles as well.
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.
Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, 당신 got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: 당신 must be a mind reader, I was just about to call 당신 down here.
Julia: What did 당신 want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need 당신 to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: 당신 know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be shouted at.
Tim: Is this about what happened with the snowmobiles Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. 당신 pursued them in 20 seconds, and they just get away from you! What was that all about?!
Tim: Where are 당신 going with this?
Captain Jefferson: It should have taken them longer to escape from you. Better yet, they shouldn't have escaped at all! 다음 time 당신 see those two ponies on their snowmobiles, stop them!
Tim: What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.
Captain Jefferson: Try to be creative Tim, and tell Julia to do the same thing.
Tim: Right.
After a 90 초 briefing, Tim, and Julia were back on the streets in their police car.
Julia: So. What did you, and the Captain talk about?
Tim: He wants 당신 to be creative.
Julia: That's what he said?
Tim: Yeah, he told me to do the same thing.
설상차, 스노우 모빌 Ponies: *Up to no good again. They jump over the road. and land in the snow on the other side of the road*
Mare: Ah! *Freaks out after nearly hitting the snowmobiles, and flips her car onto it's side. The engine dies, as the front slides into the snow, and gets covered*
Dispatch: Attention all units on Green Drive, there is a car on it's side, vehicle, silver 2009 Chrysler 300, 의해 the hospital.
Julia: *Turns right at the intersection with her police lights on*
Tim: GT24, just passing the gun shop, we're not far away from our victim.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Mare: *Stands up, and tries to open the door above her* Come on, don't tell me you're stuck.
But the door wasn't budging.
Mare: I can't get out. *Hitting the door* I can't get out!! *Tries the other door* That one's stuck too!! Oh, how am I gonna get out of here?!
Julia: *Stops the car, and runs out with Tim*
Tim: Anypony in there?
Mare: Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get 당신 out!
Mare: It's cold! I'm gonna get frostbite!
Tim: No yon won't. We're going to get 당신 out.
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.
Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are 당신 mad?! Do 당신 know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's 더 많이 important ma'am? The car, 또는 your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want 당신 getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits the front window three times, making it shatter*
Mare: *Runs out*
Tim: Are 당신 hurt?
Mare: Not really. Just mad at those two ponies who were riding their snowmobiles.
Julia: Snowmobiles?
Mare: All black. Their suits, the snowmobiles, everything was black.
Tim: Why don't 당신 sit in the car for a while, and warm yourself up?
Julia: *Opens the right door on her police car*
Mare: *Sits inside the police car*
Julia: *Closes the door*
Tim: Why don't 당신 take her down to the hospital on this street? I'll make sure this car goes where it belongs.
Julia: Got it.
Jordan, and Nick were inside a house. It is now 9 PM.
Nick: *Holding two cans of Canada Dry, giving one to Jordan* Dude, did 당신 see the one in the Cadillac when we went over them?
Jordan: *Laughing as he opens his can of Canada Dry*
Nick: He was just like, *Makes a funny shocked face* Noooooo!! *Laughs with Jordan*
Jordan: How about those police ponies?
Nick: Oh, they're fun to annoy! As long as they don't have snowmobiles, they'll never catch us. Okay, what do we do tomorrow?
Jordan: Tomorrow, nothing, but on Friday, we will go on the train tracks, and if we see any police ponies, jump over them. Try to wreck those lights on the roof while 당신 go over them.
Nick: I'll be happy to do that, with this. *Grabs a hammer* We should also smash the windows.
Jordan: *Laughing* Their faces will be so red, that it'll melt the snow.
The 다음 day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.
Captain Jefferson: What can I do for 당신 Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from 당신 again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to 당신 about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.
Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including a State Trooper.
Captain Jefferson: The Neigh Jersey State Troopers are having some trouble catching a few suspects in Ponyville. Here to talk about is a Corporal, John Henshaw.
State Trooper Pony: *Walks over to where Captain Jefferson is* Thanks Captain. The suspects your Captain has mentioned are in sports cars. Most of them are imports. They're wanted for speeding. We chase them in Ponyville, but on their way to Gran Turismo, they manage to lose us. We think we figured out their route, 다음 time we lose one of them, we'll radio your dispatch, and they'll tell 당신 about the car we were chasing. That's all I have Captain.
Captain Jefferson: Thank 당신 Henshaw.
State Trooper: *Goes back to his seat*
Captain Jefferson: Now what I got to say, is about those two ponies on snowmobiles. The state troopers recently bought a few snowmobiles, and are willing to let us borrow two of them. Tim Miller, and Julia Rose will use them to catch our suspects. That's it. Be 안전한, 안전 out there.
Police Ponies: *Getting up, and walking away*
After the briefing.
Captain Jefferson: *Goes outside with the State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!
Captain Jefferson: Alright, look I'm sorry. At least, try to get them here before 9 AM tomorrow. Anytime earlier than that will be greatly appreciated.
State Trooper: I'll talk to my supervisor about it. *Gets into his police car, and drives away*
Jordan, and Nick were riding their snowmobiles at Jordan's house, left of the docks. They were testing out some new modifications.
Nick: *Goes over a hill, and turns left*
Jordan: *Leans the 설상차, 스노우 모빌 back as he increases speed*
Nick: Nice one!
Jordan: *Turns right, stops, and gets off*
Nick: *Stops 다음 to Jordan* That was cool.
Jordan: The new transmission, and supercharger 당신 got for us will surely come in handy. We can go faster, end up in many different places, and give ourselves 더 많이 time to have fun.
Nick: Yeah, with those hammers, we'll definitely have fun smashing up police cars.
The 다음 day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.
Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are 당신 ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet 당신 Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the 집 of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw two trails left 의해 snowmobiles from a picture on 구글 Maps.
Tim: Okay, let's go check it out. *Gets in the back of the Suburban with Julia*
State Trooper Pony: *Gets into the Suburban, and drives*
Jordan: *Arrives at Nick's house in his snowmobile*
Nick: *Walks out of a shed* You're here already?
Jordan: Yeah.
Nick: I'm refueling my snowmobile. Hang in there.
But then, that's when Tim, and Julia got to the front of the house. None of the stallions could see them.
Tim & Julia: *Put the snowmobiles into the snow*
State Trooper Pony: I'll wait here, and try to block them off.
Tim & Julia: *Start their snowmobiles, and ride to the back of the house*
Jordan: Do 당신 hear that?
Nick: Just some 더 많이 snowmobiles. So what?
Tim & Julia: *Arrive, and surround Jordan*
Jordan: Nick, it's the cops!! *Gets arrested*
Nick: *Takes off in his snowmobile* 당신 cops are too slow!
Tim: *Rides after Nick*
Julia: *Walks towards the State Trooper Pony*
Nick: *Going 60 miles an hour*
Tim: *Catching up*
Nick: *Getting closer to the road*
Tim: *5 inches away from Nick*
Nick: *Grabs his hammer*
They went under a bridge on the round freeway, riding 다음 to the railroad tracks.
Nick: *Sees Tim 다음 to him, and hits his 설상차, 스노우 모빌 with the hammer*
Tim: *Watches Nick try to make another swing, and grabs the hammer*
Nick: *Punches Tim in the rib cage*
Tim: Ah! *Lets go, and nearly falls*
Nick: *Rides towards him, and hits him again with the hammer*
Tim: Ah! *Scrapes the left side of his 설상차, 스노우 모빌 on a tree. He grabs his gun, and shoots Nick twice*
Nick: *Falls off, and dies*
And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link
When 당신 read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.
Tim: *Returns to Julia with the dead Nick*
Julia: *Takes Nick off his back, and looks at Tim*
Tim: *Points at the state trooper suburban, and tells Julia to get an ambulance*
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Julia Rose
Julia: *Runs to the Suburban* Sarge, we need an ambulance, for Tim, and one of our suspects.
State Trooper Pony: What happened?
Julia: I think it's best if we let Tim tell us himself.
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
State Trooper Pony: *Talks on his radio* Car 82, still in Gran Turismo, contact the Gran Turismo General Hospital, we have two ponies that need an ambulance.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: *Runs back to Tim*
Tim: *Falls down into the snow*
Julia: Are 당신 okay?
Tim: I think I broke my leg.
Julia: The 구급차 is coming. Here. *Helps Tim back up onto the snowmobile*
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Tim: *Nods* Thanks.
Police cars furnished 의해 Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet
Julia: I hope 당신 have a quick recovery.
Tim: Me too Julia. Me too.
모터사이클 furnished 의해 Kawasaki
Julia: *Sees the ambulance, and carries Tim as she flies towards it*
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Pinkie Pie: No 음악 in zhe entire episode? Unusual. Up next, On Zhe Block.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here until after the crossover parody ended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody is... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Leave it to me. Today's crossover parody is The Bob The Builder Show. This one combines Bob The Builder with The Bob Newhart Show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Let's get it started.
The Bob The Builder Show
Starring Tom Foolery as Bob
Snow Wonder as Emily
Saten Twist as Mr. Carlin
Sunny as Carol
Mortomis as Jerry
Blaze as Mr. Peterson
Master Sword as Howard
Heartsong as Ms. Dubois
Bob the builder is no longer a builder. He has left all his talking vehicles behind, and decided to start practicing therapy. He now lives in Chicagoat with a mare he just married named Emily.
Bob: *At work*
Carol: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Carol. Do I have any patients coming over today?
Carol: Yeah, 당신 have three.
Bob: Three patients. I wonder if they have any patience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carol: They aren't therapists like 당신 Bob.
Bob: Forget it.
Jerry: *Walks in* Being a dentist sucks!
Colgate: *Appears out of nowhere* I resent that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: Why? What happened?
Jerry: I was just checking the teeth of this pony, and he said I was scary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carol: Maybe you're really terrible at your job.
Mr. Carlin, Mr. Peterson, and Ms. Dubois arrived.
Mr. Carlin: Come on Bob, let's get this started. I can't wait all 일 to make fun of these two weirdos.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: Go into my office. I'll be with you.
Mr. Carlin: *Goes into Bob's office*
Mr. Peterson: *Follows Mr. Carlin*
Ms. Dubois: *Follows Mr. Peterson*
Bob: Carol, call my wife, and tell her I'll be back 집 in an hour.
Carol: 당신 got it.
Bob: *Walks into his office*
Mr. Peterson: Don't 당신 dare call me a spineless wuss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: What happened?
Mr. Carlin: I called him a spineless wuss.
Mr. Peterson: Because I was using light weights to work out yesterday.
Bob: How light were they?
Mr. Peterson: 1 pound.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Carlin: Need I say more.
Bob: Well, look. We have a problem, and when I have a problem, I like to fix it. So, now that we know what the problem is, it's time to use my catchphrase. Can we fix it?!
Mr. Carlin: Where the hell did 당신 get that shitty catchphrase?
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, at Bob's apartment.
Bob: *Enters apartment*
Emily: Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello Emily.
Emily: How was work?
Bob: Somepony said he didn't like my catchphrase.
Emily: Well it is kind of annoying.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Howard: *Walks into apartment*
Audience: *Cheering*
Howard: Who said that?! *Looks around room, and it scared.* Bob! Your apartment is haunted!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Bob: What are 당신 talking about?
Howard: I heard some ponies cheering, and laughing, and I don't know where it's coming from!
Bob: I didn't hear anything.
Emily: Neither did I.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Fine! If 당신 won't make your apartment less haunted, I will!
Bob: What are 당신 going to do?
Howard: I brought garlic to protect me!
Bob: That only works on vampires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Howard: Then I'll stab any ghosts I see with a wooden stake.
Bob: Two problems with that plan. One, 당신 can't see where the ghost is, and two, that only works on vampires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Howard: Then I'll.... No, that only works on vampires.
Bob: What?
Howard: I was going to call ghostbusters.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the 다음 part of this episode,
Saten Twist goes drag racing.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 7: On The Block Was Filmed In Front Of A Live Audience
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Inspecting the bottom of his car*
Tom: *Walks in* Where are 당신 Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: Down here.
Tom: *Sees Saten Twist under a car* Did somepony run 당신 over?
Saten Twist: In a garage?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That doesn't answer my question.
Saten Twist: No, I did not get run over.
Master Sword: *Arrives, and sees Saten Twist* Saten Twist got hit 의해 a car!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: 예수님 christ. I am modifying my car for a drag race!!
Tom: What for?
Saten Twist: I want to win enough money so that I can buy a chainsaw.
Master Sword: Is that all 당신 give a f**k about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Glares at Master Sword*
All three of them got in the car, and went towards a really long straight piece of road. They saw another car.
Tom: Looks like you're racing that station wagon.
Saten Twist: This will be too easy.
Master Sword: Then you'll get that unnecesary item 당신 already have.
Saten Twist: It's longer than the one I currently have!
Master Sword: Ooh, it's longer! Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: *Revs engine on station wagon*
Saten Twist: Mortomis! You're drag racing me?
Mortomis: That's right. You're going down!!
They both rev their engines, and a 조랑말 stood in front of them holding a light.
Saten Twist: *Looking at Mortomis*
Mortomis: *Looking at Saten Twist*
Light Pony: *Turns on light*
Saten Twist & Mortomis: *Pass the light pony*
Tom: Come on Twisty!
Saten Twist: Don't call me that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're winning, keep going!
Saten Twist: I'm not slowing down! I'm winning!
Mortomis: *Passes Saten Twist, and crosses the finish line*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Surprised* I 로스트 to a station wagon!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get to the skits before he tries to kill somepony.
Saten Twist: SOMEONE!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a shit?
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 올리브
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
Everypony in the bodyshop was getting ready for work. During that, they were talking about movies.
Olive: Who saw the new Hunger Games film?
Gary: 당신 mean the first part of Mockingjay? I saw it.
Olive: Wasn't it awesome?
Gary: Yeah. I can't wait to see part 2.
Wheel Bearing: I didn't get to see it. I've been so busy with my family, that we don't get to go to the theater.
Olive: Why can't 당신 be busy with your family at the theater.
Wheel Bearing: I was there with my son, and we watched Frozen. His head blew up.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Edwina: That's what all 디즈니 films do to you.
Gary: What are 당신 talking about? 디즈니 made lots of great films.
Edwina: I just don't like Disney.
Olive: Why?
Edwina: Ask any jewish 조랑말 why, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: I liked watching The Lion King.
Cutlass Supreme: My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 film was Oliver & Company.
Tim: What was that one about?
Cutlass Supreme: About a cat that lives in Manehattan.
Tim: Who wants to see a film about some cat joining the mafia?
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: Looks like somepony never saw the movie.
Mr. Beddler: *Arrives* What are 당신 doing? 당신 should be ready for work right now.
Gary: We were talking about movies.
Mr. Beddler: Talk about them on your own time. Otherwise, I'll show 당신 a movie you'll never forget. It's so terrible you'll never forget it.
Gary: What is it?
Mr. Beddler: Django Unchained.
Gary: Actually, I like that film.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everypony shook their heads, saying they liked Django Unchained. Mr. Beddler was not amused.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get to work! Danielle, I want 당신 to practice using a grinder.
Danielle: Okay.
So Mr. Beddler, and Danielle got a sand grinder plugged into an airhose, and set up for work.
Mr. Beddler: Now to use one of these, 당신 pull the trigger. The grinder 당신 see here is a disc. We call them DA grinders. Now what 당신 wanna do is use it on these spots I welded, and make the area feel really smooth. *Pulls trigger, and grinds the welded spots* There's a certain noise you'll hear when 당신 grind the area too much.
This was the noise: link
Mr. Beddler: Hear it?!
Danielle: Yeah.
Mr. Beddler: *Stops grinding* Okay, now 당신 try it. I gotta check on Gary, and Tim, to make sure they don't put paint on the painting booth windows.
Gary: *Painting the painting booth windows*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: Hurry up. We can't let anypony see what we're doing.
Gary: All good.
Tim: *Gets weed* Let's do this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now Danielle was all 의해 herself.
Danielle: Okay, so he said to grind the spots until that noise stops. Got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: *Grinding one spot* No noise, good.
She only grinded the welding spots for only one second, because they didn't make the noise Danielle thought they were supposed to make. The areas she grinded were still uneven, then she started grinding the area Mr. Beddler did.
Danielle: *Hears noise as she grinds* Perfect. Now to keep grinding until it stops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: *Hears noise* What the hell? *Runs toward Danielle* Danielle, stop!!
Danielle: *Stops* What?
Mr. Beddler: 당신 were grinding that area too much. What were 당신 thinking?
Danielle: 당신 said to keep grinding until that noise stopped.
Mr. Beddler: No, I said 당신 stop when it makes that noise, because 당신 grinded it too much.
Danielle: Then make up your mind!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Forget it. Go help Cutlass with the dent on that limo.
Up 다음 is a new skit about assassins. Credit goes to Purrloinedlove for this idea.
나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 의해 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the 일 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need 당신 to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, 당신 either have her do that to 당신 somewhere private, 또는 don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: 당신 mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through 소총 scope, and hears his phone go off. He 답변 the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would 당신 like to be annoyed 의해 an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would 당신 like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming 소총 at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself 당신 weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank 당신 sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what 당신 thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: 당신 mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up 다음 is a classroom skit
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
As some of 당신 already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.
Sunny: Geez, why do 당신 always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These 질문 are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll get mad, and send us to the principal's office.
Ms. Schultz: No I won't.
James: But you're a teacher. You're supposed to get mad at us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Anyway, how are these 질문 hard? 8 * 64 = what?
Lauren: What is that thing between the 8, and 64?
Gary: Your pussy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, if 당신 continue saying stuff like that, you'll have detention in the morning.
Gary: Whoop de do. I hate the morning. You'll be doing me a favor.
James: There's gotta be something 당신 like about the morning.
Maria: What about the sunrise? 또는 the birds singing.
Gary: 또는 waking up, realizing that 당신 have five days of torture in one week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: At least 다음 week, 당신 have two full days, and an early dismissal.
James: What for?
Ms. Schultz: Thanksgiving weekend.
Gary: I hate thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*
Ms. Schultz: Then I have the perfect idea.
On a thursday, when Ms. Schultz's room was dark, with a few lights on.
Ms. Schultz: Are 당신 enjoying your morning detention?
Gary: Happy thanksgiving.
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was in her office when suddenly..
Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made 당신 enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight 의해 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!
Later at the new school.
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 일 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't 당신 try to answer?
Song: link
Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! 당신 know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and 당신 got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back at Celestia's castle.
Derpy: How was your first 일 of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid 질문 당신 십자가, 크로스 eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she said I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back on the block
Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the 일 after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
조랑말 5: *Grabbing TV*
조랑말 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
조랑말 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
조랑말 63: *Punches 조랑말 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black 조랑말 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black 조랑말 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black 조랑말 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See 당신 after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*
Song (Start at 0:29): link
Pinkie Pie: *Laughing* Wunderbar. Okay, see 당신 in part 2, vhich vill start in 8:30. Until zhen, Auf wiedersehen.