This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting 다음 to her. They were going to collect 더 많이 ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice 일 out, 또는 wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do 당신 have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I SAID GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant 일 showing Zecora around Pornstarville, and then 당신 show up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen 당신 shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will 당신 get down from there before 당신 hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, 당신 did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do 당신 know dat?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: 당신 know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were 당신 driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned 의해 GM. What's the difference?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What 질문 did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: How were those 질문 stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid 질문 number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid 질문 number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask 당신 a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do 당신 want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at 당신 for eight 초 non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard 당신 were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are 당신 talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and 당신 should consider yourself lucky to have 프렌즈 like them. They helped me perform surgery on 당신 after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did 당신 shoot me?
Zecora: Because 당신 were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: 당신 must be blind, 또는 something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did 당신 shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare 당신 away man. I thought 당신 were trying to kill those five idiots 당신 claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let 당신 go with a warning. If 당신 ever try to hurt me, 또는 the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a list of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* 당신 will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that 당신 didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to 옮기기 back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of 당신 readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting 다음 to her. They were going to collect 더 많이 ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice 일 out, 또는 wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do 당신 have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I SAID GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant 일 showing Zecora around Pornstarville, and then 당신 show up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen 당신 shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will 당신 get down from there before 당신 hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, 당신 did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do 당신 know dat?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: 당신 know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were 당신 driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned 의해 GM. What's the difference?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What 질문 did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: How were those 질문 stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid 질문 number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid 질문 number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask 당신 a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do 당신 want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at 당신 for eight 초 non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard 당신 were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are 당신 talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and 당신 should consider yourself lucky to have 프렌즈 like them. They helped me perform surgery on 당신 after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did 당신 shoot me?
Zecora: Because 당신 were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: 당신 must be blind, 또는 something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did 당신 shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare 당신 away man. I thought 당신 were trying to kill those five idiots 당신 claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let 당신 go with a warning. If 당신 ever try to hurt me, 또는 the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a list of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* 당신 will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that 당신 didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to 옮기기 back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of 당신 readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
