What were all the rules for scary movies?

THE ORIGINAL:
1.) "Never have sex. (Sex = death.)"
2.) "Never drink 또는 do drugs. (A sin factor. It's an extention of number one.)"
3.) "Never ever, EVER under any circumstanses say 'I'll be right back' because 당신 won't be back."

TO CREATE A SUCCESFUL SEQUEL:
1.) "The body count is always bigger."
2.) "The death scenes are always much 더 많이 elaborate - 더 많이 blood, 더 많이 gore."
3.) "Never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."

FOR A TRILOGY:
1.) "You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one 당신 gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, 또는 blow him up."
2.) "Anyone including the main character can die." 3.) "The past will come back to bite 당신 in the ass. Whatever 당신 think 당신 know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins 당신 think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you."

ALL THERE ARE NOW IS REMAKES:
- "There are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche."
- "You gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off, gallop some 음악 video direction and the kills gotta be way 더 많이 extreme."
- "Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, 당신 pretty much gotta be gay."

There can never to be to much blood
또는 fire
또는 poison
또는 chainsaws
또는 murders................

1.You must be a virgin.
2.You must not take drugs 또는 drink alcohol.
3.You mut never say "i will be right back"" because 당신 will never be back!

no sex and no drugs and do not say i will be right back when 당신 are going to get something. don't try to shoot the killer with thee gun because he 또는 she would not die.

Rule 1: Never answer the phone
Rule 2: Don't try to hide
Rule 3: If 당신 can, scream aslong you're alife !