My friend and i wrote this...Its if Justin Bieber was on Saw. :p

Hello Justin Bieber. I want to play a game.
Throughout the years 당신 have soiled the meaning of good music. There will be consequences. The device attached to your abdomen will trigger in 75 seconds, sending a metal bar up your ass. Your chances at surviving is the key located in your ashophogus, inside your lungs, the very lungs that have soiled the ears of the innocent.
How much blood will 당신 sacrifice to continue your life? The choice is yours.
Let the game begin.