당신 might be a redneck if
더 많이 than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
당신 think the stock market has a fence around it.
당신 think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever 로스트 a loved one to kudzu.
Your 보트 has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills 더 많이 than three dogs.
Your coffee 표, 테이블 used to be a telephone cable spool.
당신 keep a can of Raid on the 부엌, 주방 table.
You've ever used a toilet 좌석 as a picture frame.
Your 집 has 더 많이 miles on it than your car.
더 많이 than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
당신 think the stock market has a fence around it.
당신 think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever 로스트 a loved one to kudzu.
Your 보트 has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills 더 많이 than three dogs.
Your coffee 표, 테이블 used to be a telephone cable spool.
당신 keep a can of Raid on the 부엌, 주방 table.
You've ever used a toilet 좌석 as a picture frame.
Your 집 has 더 많이 miles on it than your car.