Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 사랑 with 당신
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until 당신 find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit 당신 first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of 당신 shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give 당신 a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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