josh is a little fat boy

Chapter One
A Slight exaggeration
Mr Higgins was one of those people 당신 just didn’t want to annoy – 당신 know the type. Ever met someone like that? If so you’ll be familiar with my situation. Like I said, 당신 just didn’t want to 십자가, 크로스 Mr Higgins. When he was angry, he made sure everyone knew about it - like the time he broke the door. Jenny had asked for an eraser. Big mistake. He went berserk! He gave Mark a zero in a history test because Mark had forgotten to brush his teeth. But that was nothing. He threw a board rubber across the classroom at Tom; Tom ducked, so it hit the computer...

Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded 더 많이 than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a 년 are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are 더 많이 than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If 당신 counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A 악어 always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...

Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of 당신 do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps 당신 guys, GREAT! if anyone has any 질문 most likely i will be 더 많이 than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...