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1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying 주황색, 오렌지 on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as 당신 want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating 피자 또는 something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister 또는 brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your 음악 really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a 빵 샌드위치

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat 또는 dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own list of 상단, 맨 위로 Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So 당신 no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An 주황색, 오렌지 is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 글쓰기 it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if 당신 don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest 당신 don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your 프렌즈 and either forget all about us 또는 tell a story about the hideous freak 당신 met tonight. 당신 don’t know me, if 당신 did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have 프렌즈 - except my brother....
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 당신 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 음식
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 당신 have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail 당신 out of jail and tell 당신 what 당신 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 다음 to 당신 sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If 당신 can't drink and drive, why do 당신 need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do 당신 need a silencer if 당신 are going to shoot a mime?

Have 당신 ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 당신 love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 또는 hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 당신 open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 분 또는 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring 또는 your nails on the blackboard 다음 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. 다음 음악회, 콘서트 당신 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Okay, she's kinda getting 더 많이 famous 의해 the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland 크리스마스 일 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if 당신 like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If 당신 ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 노래 lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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I am often starting to be a 팬 of something but If 당신 are 팬 of somebody/something there can always be a situation when 당신 will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that 또는 something simmilar. But then 당신 start to feel distracted. 당신 don't know what to start with. Maybe 당신 are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help 당신 to stop being a 팬 easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So 당신 just understood that 당신 don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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I've been meaning to make this 기사 for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my 가장 좋아하는 couples list before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my list to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please 코멘트 but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The 백조 Princess)
 "Well, there 당신 have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there 당신 have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this 기사 to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, 당신 did it. 당신 FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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