If "I" was short? Answer: :P

I'm already short- so I dont really get a choice. Being short isnt that great- but hey, neither is being tall.... so I've been told.

then i could become a basketball player!

Not super tall, but just a little taller would be nice

I'd hate being really, really short. There was a documentary on about the shortest man in the world and his parents put him in their bag and carried him up the hill. He doesn't know any different but to me it would be seriously demeaning.

I'm already pretty tall. It does have advantages, but also has disadvantages. It's better for walking fast and reaching things, but bad when you're trying to hide.

I am tall. :3

I'm already kinda tall :)