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Here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten to impress the guy 당신 like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what 당신 want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its 더 많이 important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my 프렌즈 heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she said thanks...
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When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 사랑 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, 또는 movie. Please 코멘트 and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 백조 Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts 또는 beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but 느슨한 바지, 바지 off when it comes to their 가장 좋아하는 텔레비전 show. So the student tells herself that watching the 텔레비전 helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people 신고 experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If 당신 live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some 프렌즈 along for company, 또는 just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect 당신 to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your 프렌즈 get jelious when 당신 hang with other people.


3.more people then 당신 think hate 당신 and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean 인기 person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about 당신 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put 당신 with your 프렌즈 because 당신 talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but 더 많이 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 당신 because your popular.


8.If your a 인기 girl and 당신 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 당신 a slut.



9.If your a 인기 boy and 당신 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if 당신 had a good friend and then 당신 became 인기 they might stop hanging out with 당신 because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my 심장 that we shouldn't have to change 또는 selves 또는 stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our 심장 is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make 당신 stronger.For example if 당신 want to be a singer be a singer,If 당신 want to be an Artist be an artist.If 당신 want to be different and original than be original because 당신 have to fulfill your dreams.If 당신 stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy 또는 complete and you'll let the hater win 의해 giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 또는 being a creep, 당신 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 당신 can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 당신 where I fucking live so we can fuck 랜덤 strangers.

Stranger: 당신 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 당신 ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 또는 copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the list would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. 키스 her slowly.

Are 당신 remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your 프렌즈 together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves 당신 more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out 당신 hate someone. No, not just hate. 당신 FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, 당신 wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then 당신 be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an 기사 - How to Say "I 사랑 you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I 사랑 you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a list why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 음식 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 나귀, 엉덩이 in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 가장 좋아하는 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend 사랑 the mall but what makes it 더 많이 fun are the following

-When your 로스트 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 당신 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When 당신 go into a store adress your friend 의해 a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if 당신 go into one of those store that plays the 음악 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 당신 and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about 랜덤 things. like terrorists 또는 something

Have fun with 프렌즈 at the mall!