Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
당신 know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see 당신 get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, 당신 look like the guy in the picture 다음 to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet 당신 I can grab that gun before 당신 finish 글쓰기 my ticket.
So, 당신 on the take, 또는 what?
Aren't 당신 the guy from the village people?
Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can 당신 give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, 당신 must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless 당신 hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do 당신 mean have I been drinking? 당신 are the trained specialist.
I thought 당신 had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
당신 know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see 당신 get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, 당신 look like the guy in the picture 다음 to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet 당신 I can grab that gun before 당신 finish 글쓰기 my ticket.
So, 당신 on the take, 또는 what?
Aren't 당신 the guy from the village people?
Do 당신 know why 당신 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can 당신 give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, 당신 must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless 당신 hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do 당신 mean have I been drinking? 당신 are the trained specialist.
The item labeled "insert 제목 here" will be replaced with the 제목 of a movie, TV show*, 또는 video game. I will then use an art studio to depict a comic of what would happen if the characters in whichever 제목 weren't so stupid. I already have a plan for the upcoming premiere episode, but I encourage suggestions in the 코멘트 for future episodes. Also, to prevent the inconvenience of saying that long name every time the series is referred to, I will officially call it 터틀, 거북 Sandwich.
*TV shows will be divided 의해 season rather than episode 또는 entire series.