When 당신 get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
당신 found this page with intentions of locating the 별, 스타 Wars "greek" club.
당신 would 사랑 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 나귀, 엉덩이 so 당신 can be as wise as Yoda
When 당신 get into a fight, 당신 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If 당신 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When 당신 spend time watching the 별, 스타 Wars trilogy because 당신 think there will be a test on it later.
당신 펀치 out trekkies who say "Death 별, 스타 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, 당신 finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
당신 put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
당신 name your right hand 'Leia'
당신 waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a 일 coming up with jokes for this page.
당신 think 당신 are the life of the party because 당신 imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever 당신 get in trouble, 당신 mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 당신 listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks 당신 how fast your car is, 당신 reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When 당신 need to go to the toilet, 당신 say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
당신 ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
당신 don't have any money to buy 음식 또는 clothes but 당신 have a kick-ass 별, 스타 WARS collection.
당신 swear 당신 saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
당신 get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are 당신 doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When 당신 wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
당신 know you're a 별, 스타 Wars geek when 당신 unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
당신 start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling 당신 to go to bed.
When 당신 spend eight hours at the 도서관, 라이브러리 printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says 당신 have a small dick and 당신 say "You underestimate the power of the force."
당신 Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 초 before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 당신 find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 분 later.
당신 curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
당신 펀치 out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
당신 can't resist to hum when 당신 turn on a flashlight
Before sex, 당신 look at your penis and say "Get in there, 당신 furry oaf, I don't care what 당신 smell!"
You're a 별, 스타 Wars geek when your teacher hands 당신 your test back and says "commas are your weakness." 당신 shoot back: "And your faith in your 프렌즈 is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted 의해 little green men 당신 say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. 당신 actually feel the need to attack 별, 스타 Wars geeks with a camera to prove that 당신 are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick 당신 remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
당신 buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so 당신 could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy 더 많이 times than mark hammil.
When 당신 heard of 타이타닉 getting 더 많이 money than 별, 스타 Wars, 당신 immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
당신 respond to your 프렌즈 taunting of "HA! HA! 타이타닉 beat 별, 스타 Wars!" 의해 clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
당신 sabotage the 타이타닉 theatre to play 별, 스타 Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
당신 call in bomb threats every time 타이타닉 starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when 당신 watch the people running out.
당신 finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
당신 point out to people that given inflation 별, 스타 Wars kicked Titanic's 나귀, 엉덩이 의해 nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local 별, 스타 Wars supplier.
The first thing 당신 think of when 당신 hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
당신 stand up a 날짜 to put jokes on this page.
당신 go to 별, 스타 wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
당신 wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
당신 have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks 당신 if anyone else has handled your bag 당신 say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no 질문 asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex 당신 say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep 당신 warm".
당신 know you're a 별, 스타 Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
당신 found this page with intentions of locating the 별, 스타 Wars "greek" club.
당신 would 사랑 to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your 나귀, 엉덩이 so 당신 can be as wise as Yoda
When 당신 get into a fight, 당신 automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If 당신 get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When 당신 spend time watching the 별, 스타 Wars trilogy because 당신 think there will be a test on it later.
당신 펀치 out trekkies who say "Death 별, 스타 my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, 당신 finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
당신 put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
당신 name your right hand 'Leia'
당신 waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a 일 coming up with jokes for this page.
당신 think 당신 are the life of the party because 당신 imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever 당신 get in trouble, 당신 mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 당신 listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks 당신 how fast your car is, 당신 reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When 당신 need to go to the toilet, 당신 say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
당신 ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
당신 don't have any money to buy 음식 또는 clothes but 당신 have a kick-ass 별, 스타 WARS collection.
당신 swear 당신 saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
당신 get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are 당신 doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When 당신 wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
당신 know you're a 별, 스타 Wars geek when 당신 unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
당신 start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling 당신 to go to bed.
When 당신 spend eight hours at the 도서관, 라이브러리 printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says 당신 have a small dick and 당신 say "You underestimate the power of the force."
당신 Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 초 before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When 당신 find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 분 later.
당신 curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
당신 펀치 out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
당신 can't resist to hum when 당신 turn on a flashlight
Before sex, 당신 look at your penis and say "Get in there, 당신 furry oaf, I don't care what 당신 smell!"
You're a 별, 스타 Wars geek when your teacher hands 당신 your test back and says "commas are your weakness." 당신 shoot back: "And your faith in your 프렌즈 is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted 의해 little green men 당신 say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. 당신 actually feel the need to attack 별, 스타 Wars geeks with a camera to prove that 당신 are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick 당신 remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
당신 buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so 당신 could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy 더 많이 times than mark hammil.
When 당신 heard of 타이타닉 getting 더 많이 money than 별, 스타 Wars, 당신 immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
당신 respond to your 프렌즈 taunting of "HA! HA! 타이타닉 beat 별, 스타 Wars!" 의해 clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
당신 sabotage the 타이타닉 theatre to play 별, 스타 Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
당신 call in bomb threats every time 타이타닉 starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when 당신 watch the people running out.
당신 finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
당신 point out to people that given inflation 별, 스타 Wars kicked Titanic's 나귀, 엉덩이 의해 nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local 별, 스타 Wars supplier.
The first thing 당신 think of when 당신 hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
당신 stand up a 날짜 to put jokes on this page.
당신 go to 별, 스타 wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
당신 wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
당신 have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks 당신 if anyone else has handled your bag 당신 say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no 질문 asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex 당신 say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep 당신 warm".
당신 know you're a 별, 스타 Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!