Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- 어치, 제이 Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
사랑 is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding 사랑 can be like the mail
Sometimes 당신 get junk.
Sometimes 당신 get just what 당신 need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If 당신 truly 사랑 them, Let them go.
또는 cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to 침대 mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I 날짜 a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If 당신 make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
사랑 is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is 더 많이 precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And 사랑 but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can 사랑 like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.
Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.
I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- 어치, 제이 Leno.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy
사랑 is rare.
So I shot it, and mounted it on my wall.
Finding 사랑 can be like the mail
Sometimes 당신 get junk.
Sometimes 당신 get just what 당신 need
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
If 당신 truly 사랑 them, Let them go.
또는 cripple them so they can't leave.
Never go to 침대 mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller.
Whenever I 날짜 a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner.
Women are frightening. If 당신 make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred. - Hugh Grant.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. - Anonymous
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. - Cher
사랑 is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is 더 많이 precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And 사랑 but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can 사랑 like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.