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This 랜덤 팬 아트 contains 신문 용지, 잡지, 타블로이드, 걸레, 신문, 종이, 타블로 이드, and 걸 레. There might also be 기호, 포스터, 텍스트, 칠판, 사인, 서명, 비디오 카세트, 애니메이션, 만화, and 만화책.

My name is Angela, and I'm in 사랑 with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are 당신 doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. 당신 see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I 사랑 You:

1) The way 당신 stand 의해 my side


2) The times 당신 make sure nothing will harm me


3) How 당신 always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, 당신 take the pain away with a joke


5) How 당신 always look deep into my eyes


6) How 당신 can make my 심장 melt with your soft lips


7) The way 당신 hold my hand so tight


8) The way 당신 never let my hands go


8) How 당신 always watch out for me


9) They way 당신 make sure I have everything I need


10) How 당신 always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When 당신 buy me things out of the blue


12) How 당신 say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then 당신 can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the 맥주 gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least 가장 좋아하는 teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your 프렌즈 and go to the mall 또는 something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your 아이팟 and lay on your 침대 listening to every song on it.
9: Look up 랜덤 people in your yearbook and if 당신 know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are 당신 from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when 당신 fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have 로스트 my number, can I have yours
-if 당신 were a booger I'd pick 당신 first
-help the homeless...take me 집 with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do 당신 have a map? Because I keep getting 로스트 in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of 당신 because of taking notes in class.

Have 당신 ever got a little blister 또는 callus because of 글쓰기 too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure 또는 rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the 기타 또는 even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So 당신 have some calluses and 당신 want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

당신 can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with 레몬 for 10 분 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams 또는 아몬드 oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and 당신 will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If 당신 Want to work for people ....Make your 심장 the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If 당신 want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As 당신 are the creator of your life, similarly 당신 are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for 당신
*always forget what 당신 did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when 당신 have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely 더 많이 intelligent than 당신 really are. I have picked out some of her favorites to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended 의해 the T- 셔츠 slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the 셔츠 isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 년 old boy wearing a 셔츠 that said "Girls Have Cooties" 또는 "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female 또는 male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have 당신 ever seen a T.V. show where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't 조언 anyone,so 당신 don't carry their sins.

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Two 당신 can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! 당신 threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! 당신 only wish 당신 could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like 베이컨 and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont 당신 fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an 코끼리 I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." said my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on 또는 off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of 당신 just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name 태그 to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed 사진 of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." said an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other 별, 스타 accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot 더 많이 at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are 더 많이 than the choices that 당신 make. 당신 are 더 많이 than the many hearts you’ll break. 당신 are 더 많이 than your dreams that don’t come true. 당신 are 더 많이 than whatever people think of you.
You are 더 많이 than the things that 당신 say. 당신 are 더 많이 than the places that 당신 stay. 당신 are 더 많이 than the things that 당신 do. 당신 are 더 많이 than I could ever think of you.
You are so much 더 많이 than what 당신 think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make 당신 someone new. 당신 are more. 당신 are worth it. 당신 are so much greater than 당신 think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A 슈퍼마켓 had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some 더 많이 trays and have them ready for 당신 의해 the time 당신 finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."