Beauty of nature

저기요 this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a 트랜스포머 knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a 픽사 film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason said hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason said letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether 또는 not 당신 are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* 당신 are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* 당신 are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* 당신 are, most likely, an idiot.
* 당신 have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five 분 또는 so. Memorize...

from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the 다음 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The 더 많이 it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...

Man: Where have 당신 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 좌석 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 당신 sit down.

Man: Your place 또는 mine?
Woman: Both. 당신 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 당신 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 저기요 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 당신 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

The following dumb laws are, 또는 were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before 당신 go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if 당신 bail off and do something stupid 또는 try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

사랑 and Marriage:

"If falling in 사랑 is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7


"Love is like an avalanche where 당신 have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


"I think you're supposed to get shot with an 애로우 또는 something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8


"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how 당신 smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8


"Once...

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw 팝콘 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 당신 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 팝콘 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 팝콘 yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit 다음 to 당신 because 당신 invisible...

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned 의해 their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their 집 in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded 의해 mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...