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A 년 Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can 당신 feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing 당신 so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A 일 without 당신 is like a 년 without rain
I need 당신 의해 my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A 일 without 당신 is like a 년 without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't 당신 hear me calling?
My 심장 is yearning
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Come & Get It

posted by nmdis

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All 일 all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I 사랑 it, hate the way I 사랑 you
All 일 all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to show I 사랑 you, I got no regrets.
I 사랑 당신 much to, much to hide you, this 사랑 ain’t finished yet. This 사랑 ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...

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The Warrior Princess and the Elven Prince

posted by misscrazel

Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten 분 the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire 년 and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...

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the mirror of fate chapter one: the chosen lands

posted by misscrazel

June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the 초 Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...

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I have no idea what to call this. O.O But it's chapter one.

posted by -SilverFey-

Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something 당신 don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, 더 많이 than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope 당신 like it!
_____________________________________________

Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....

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Schoolstuck: Chapter three

posted by canal

(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John said walking in with a bowl of 팝콘 he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some 팝콘 away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee 표, 테이블 in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can 당신 change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, 당신 little boy” I said ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...

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Truth on Justin Bieber

posted by Bluekait

There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that 당신 may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan 스테이크 that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...

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Why Dani from Hocus Pocus Annoys Me

posted by hatelarxene

Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as 당신 can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few 분 of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the 상단, 맨 위로 of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's 연기 all tough and 메리다와 마법의 숲 against 어치, 제이 and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...

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An 기사 written for the earth

posted by justinfangrrl

Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this 기사 I will tell 당신 about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell 당신 about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate 당신 in a good way.

Everything in this 기사 is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to 날짜 facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...

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"Buckwild" 별, 스타 Shain Gandee dead at 21, 엠티비 cancels production for season 2 following his death.

posted by adultswimperson

We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" 별, 스타 Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old 엠티비 reality 별, 스타 had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...

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A poem I made up in 5 분 from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with 책 scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to 음악 but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.

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The BEST ways to start arguments online!

posted by Lucien_Lachance

It's best if 당신 say your opinion

Xbox 360 또는 ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight 또는 Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do 당신 think of Justin Beiber? 또는 One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

닌텐도 또는 Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should 동물 have rights? (yep)

Halo 또는 COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

페이스북 또는 twitter? (Facebook)

AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

별, 스타 wars 또는 trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)

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The Flying Dutchman

posted by Nein-Nein

The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed 의해 another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, 또는 to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...

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GLOOMY SUNDAY-THE SUICIDE SONG

posted by Nein-Nein

Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday

In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the 음악 publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter 또는 a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...

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My fuckin Little 조랑말

posted by fanizzle

My fuckin Little 조랑말 be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 의해 tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most recent generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil 조랑말 was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty 조랑말 toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little 조랑말 was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, 의해 Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' 의해 Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.

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Some stuff about girls...who are tomboys 또는 skaters

posted by Willow_WI

Ok I noticed a lot of 기사 about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me 펀치 themselves. Well here's some 랜덤 useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe 또는 something is ok, but think about what we can't call 당신 의해 your friends.

2) if we're your best 프렌즈 and 당신 go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if 당신 go out with another tomboy 또는 skater 또는 emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want 당신 더 많이 than 당신 know.

4) we don't...

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We Will Not Go Down In Gaza Tonight Lyrics

posted by Patrick-Star54

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead 또는 alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
당신 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong 또는 right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
당신 can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
당신 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

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Agony - From Scary Childrin Series

posted by Irk_Invader_Eve

AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced 의해 the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries 당신 invite me in
I am the betrayal 당신 could not have seen
The killer 당신 thought 당신 knew
One 일 I will be your mother 또는 your...

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Read some very funny answering machine messages

posted by australia-101

These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to 당신 as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If 당신 are the phone company, I already sent the money. If 당신 are my parents, please send money. If 당신 are my financial aid institution, 당신 didn't lend me enough money. If 당신 are my friends, 당신 owe me money. If 당신 are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....

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My Fave, 랜덤 Sayings and 인용구 :)*

posted by AngelFaceBarbie

This is my 상단, 맨 위로 14 fave sayings and 인용구 :) Enjoy xx

14. 당신 got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when 검은 딸기, 블랙 베리, 블랙베리 and 사과, 애플 where just 과일 -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 사랑 when 당신 cant fall...