Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his 비디오 and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell 당신 about my mr enter rant. NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.
First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter said " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's 비디오 and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows 당신 how stupid his dumbass 팬 are.
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers 당신 in any way, please contemplate 읽기 something else. Thank you.)
Alright before 당신 whine like an immature five-year old troll without their 우유 bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.
Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE 당신 have an opinion, you'll get destroyed 의해 the hater army!
WELL 당신 KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There 당신 go.)
So I'm pretty sure 의해 now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a 늑대 and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)
BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
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