1. When 당신 get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend 당신 are deaf.
4. If he asks if 당신 knew how fast 당신 were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if 당신 can see his gun.
6. When he says 당신 aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why 당신 were speeding, tell him 당신 had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him 의해 his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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