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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He 스플릿, 분할 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the 과일 seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make 당신 feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much 당신 get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. 당신 use the British curse of 음식 and bad tea.

3. 당신 wear a scarf and when your teachers tell 당신 to take it off, 당신 say KOLKOLKOL!

4. 당신 imagine your 가장 좋아하는 헤타리아 characters 노래 your 가장 좋아하는 songs.

5. 헤타리아 = your mind.

6. Buono 토마토 buono 토마토 buono buono ooh tomato.

7. 당신 give people names that apply to their traits 또는 what they eat (ex. potato bastard 토마토 bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, 당신 say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. 당신 are 읽기 this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 기사 on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with 홈스턱 and have fallen madly in 사랑 with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, 당신 better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, 또는 Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I said our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a 키스 means.....

+ 키스 on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 키스 on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 키스 on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 키스 on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 키스 on the Hand = I adore you
+ 키스 on the Neck = We belong together
+ 키스 on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 키스 on the Lips = I 사랑 you
+Laughing while 키싱 = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely 사랑 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 사랑 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 당신 사랑 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 사랑 당신 too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 당신 were thinking about someone while 읽기 this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing 랜덤 letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as 랜덤 as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling 흔히 묘지에 심는 상록수, 예우, 유 why!

더 많이 랜덤 letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other 랜덤 people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined 팬팝 a few days 이전 and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST 랜덤 PARAGRAPHS IN THE 코멘트 AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN 기사 AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as 당신 please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years 이전 with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's 일 in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a 팬팝 friend. They found out I was thirteen and started caps lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen 년 olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have 당신 know NONE of my 프렌즈 are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe 당신 just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This 기사 belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved 의해 everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 월 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if 당신 are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test 당신 can chain mail to with any peeps 또는 even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on 팬팝 또는 any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in 코멘트 what 당신 think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true 또는 not but the 답변 actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to 당신 people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~




This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just 삭제 this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, 옮기기 your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not 옮기기 both hands 또는 both feet at the same time - 당신 will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as 당신 throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, 또는 why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and 당신 think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, 당신 SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

당신 have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, 또는 what they are, 또는 even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, 또는 because 당신 think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat 또는 it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak 당신 out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that 당신 actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until 당신 spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far 당신 can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes 당신 have to stop thinking so much and go where your 심장 takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, 당신 must keep moving.

Do not let what 당신 cannot do interfere with what 당신 can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 또는 BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. 신고 everything and 코멘트 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say 당신 hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' 또는 'You're so annoying' 또는 'No' on a 벽 post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
시카마루 Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are 더 많이 but i cant be stuffed naming them um 코멘트 if i have missed any male 아니메 dudes 당신 like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when 당신 tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. 삭제 any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. 당신 need to listen to us
6. if 당신 going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i 사랑 you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if 당신 get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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