1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim 당신 are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe 당신 but DONT give up, see how far 당신 can get ( WARNING, may result in 당신 being arrested)
2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"
3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when 당신 are the only one laughing.
A/N: I 사랑 copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic list I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. 의해 the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...
1.98 percent of teenagers do 또는 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.
2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 당신 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
When is 99 더 많이 than 100? ANS: A microwave. Generally when 당신 run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 분 and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
What is brown and sticky? ANS: A stick!
What two things can 당신 never eat for breakfast? ANS: Lunch and dinner!
Suppose 당신 had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should 당신 choose in order to live? ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!
At work a lady is requested to 옮기기 a 2 ton machine with out...
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' 의해 Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD
I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.
The 일 당신 left, I swore I'd never talk to 당신 again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always 당신 who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....