Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 당신 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 당신 to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If 당신 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 인기 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 셔츠 on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If 당신 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some 랜덤 guy/girl = Is this 좌석 empty?
당신 = Yes and this one will be too if 당신 sit here.
I'll write 더 많이 soon!!!