Devel Sixteen

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A 사랑 no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t 당신 ever say I just walked away
I will always want 당신
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want 당신

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in 사랑
All I wanted was to break your walls
All 당신 ever did was break me
Yeah, 당신 wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put 당신 high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, 당신 let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever said to me

10. "If 당신 keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was 게시됨 on my 팬팝 벽 의해 Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her 벽 letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do 당신 want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what 당신 make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is 당신 get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your 프렌즈 - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with 당신 through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best 프렌즈 in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

저기요 everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these 인용구 are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy 곰 and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and said it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy 곰 the sales man gave the girls the Teddy 곰 for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy 곰 evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy 곰 ontop of the book case...

1. People are 더 많이 likely to tilt their heads to the right when 키싱 instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known 사랑 song was written 4,000 years 이전 and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term 사랑 relationships began with one 또는 both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in 사랑 can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current 상단, 맨 위로 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I 사랑 this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; 에반에센스 wouldn't have ever been 에반에센스 without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big 팬 of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this list actually....

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear 슈퍼맨 pajamas. 슈퍼맨 wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a 심장 attack. His 심장 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first 당신 don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 불, 화재 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....