Spongebob

1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give 당신 the key.....if 당신 dont feed, water, and give the dog a 집 he might break out....with this basic knowledge 당신 can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that 당신 gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things 당신 are offended 의해 we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like 개 holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate...