There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, 또는 being a creep, 당신 will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks 당신 can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 당신 where I fucking live so we can fuck 랜덤 strangers.
Stranger: 당신 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 당신 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 또는 copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell 당신 where I fucking live so we can fuck 랜덤 strangers.
Stranger: 당신 like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: 당신 ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, 또는 copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 음식 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 나귀, 엉덩이 in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 가장 좋아하는 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 나귀, 엉덩이 in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My 가장 좋아하는 Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend 사랑 the mall but what makes it 더 많이 fun are the following
-When your 로스트 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 당신 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 당신 go into a store adress your friend 의해 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 당신 go into one of those store that plays the 음악 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 당신 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 랜덤 things. like terrorists 또는 something
Have fun with 프렌즈 at the mall!
-When your 로스트 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 당신 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When 당신 go into a store adress your friend 의해 a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if 당신 go into one of those store that plays the 음악 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 당신 and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about 랜덤 things. like terrorists 또는 something
Have fun with 프렌즈 at the mall!
