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things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to 당신 as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say 당신 understand when 당신 don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. 당신 don’t have PMS; don’t act like 당신 know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get 당신 off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get 당신 off the hook.
7. If 당신 talk about having a big dick; we know 당신 don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when 당신 act like Mr....

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the engineer

posted by jessicamc26

The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty 인기 guy.

One 일 God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here 또는 I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are 당신 going to get a lawyer?"

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Weird Science 답변

posted by Jeffersonian

A teacher forwarded this list of 코멘트 from test papers, essays, etc., 제출됨 to science and health teachers 의해 elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the 심장 and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...

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ways to make "Hey Band" stylish and funny

posted by Nayeli53

1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty 또는 santino marella. 또는 even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what 당신 heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a 셔츠 over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...

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yoyo

posted by cheeeese

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